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PMG

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another word for frivolous

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Well, I guess the good news is that now I’ll be fucking rich and everything now will be cheap as fuck and everything will be solved and homeless people will all have jobs now and groceries will be cheap as piss and I’m rich now and I have a lot of money now.

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A fun way to rage bait a friend in your 30’s or 40’s is to ask if you guys can hotbox his bathroom. Have one other friend assist you on this and continually remind the owner that it’s his bathroom and his dad can’t get mad at him anymore because it’s his.

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It’s also key to have the toilet paper cardboard stuffed with toilet paper ready, and tell him you’ll blow into it. When he declines, once again remind him that his dad can’t get angry because it’s not his house

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Wow is my penis large. whether you’re a man or a woman you’d be like “wow, that’s penis is pure class”. It smells exactly how you want it to and boy does it shoot chocolate and/or wine. It is remarkable. I have a remarkable pee pee. Boy oh boy is it neat, and functional.

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my social experiment worked. sorry for the crude post everyone but I had a plan and it worked to perfection. Carry on.

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let’s fucking tankaroosky boyyyyyz

Daily Faceoff Vancouver@dfovancouver.bsky.social

‘It’s embarrassing’: Brock Boeser brutally honest following Canucks’ ninth straight loss

canucksarmy.com‘It’s embarrassing’: Brock Boeser brutally honest following Canucks’ ninth straight lossAfter the Vancouver Canucks’ 5-2 loss to the Detroit Red Wings on Thursday, marking their ninth straight defeat, Brock Boeser did not mince words about his team’s performance.   “I mean, it’s the same stuff game after game. I don’t know where the disconnect is,” Boeser said. “If guys in here aren’t listening to what…
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Well…. What was he wearing? *checks* he was asking for it

CNN@cnn.com

Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

cnn.comItalian officials slam tourist who ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNItalian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.
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Wait a second… you have a leather jacket on in your LINKEDIN profile pic and you say the word “shit” in your BUSINESS related posts??

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Sharks, I’m offering an opportunity of a lifetime. For only $420,247 you’ll own 69% of an idea that the vulgar roast master didn’t even want to touch.

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Mike Tyson’s new store Kiss sounds amazing

Vancouver Sun@vancouversun.bsky.social

KITH celebrates new store with very Vancouver collection drop vancouversun.com/life/fashion...

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@pmg2point0.bsky.social

Okay that’s enough now Vancouver. Your election is over, please stfu about it now like everyone else has. We all had elections yesterday, we‘ve moved on.

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@pmg2point0.bsky.social

You can’t remember the name of someone you just met 14 seconds ago, but your brain has stored the memory of Squirrel peanut butter DEEP in the basement of the archives.

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HEY IT’S THE MOJ AND IF YOU LIKE HUGE BAGS OF DIARRHEA THEN YOU GOT TO CHECK OUT THE GOOD FOLKS AT THE DIARRHEA EMPORIUM. GLUNK AND HIS TEAM OF PROFESSIONALS WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU & TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY. AND HEY TELL EM MOJ SENT YOU AND THEY’LL THROW IN A FUCKING BAG OF DIARRHEA

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Who fucking cares about elections, I’ll I care about is pussy, cold beers, rock n roll, tits, school trustees and BIG FUCKING ASSES

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@pmg2point0.bsky.social

Vote for me on Oct 17th for Mayor of #Vancouver and I promise the City of Vancouver will seize the property of Chip Wilson and convert his home into a certified dick sucking factory. Is this communism? I guess for him it sort of is, but we’ll leave you alone and build schools or whatever

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Americans: we used to watch scrambled porn on PPV channels at 2am Canadians: 🥱 wow interesting, I’d watch Gaping Halifax Queer Holes at 9pm on The Drambuie Showcase Revue

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Some context here, I introduced her to an absolute gem of a man. Great friend of mine, avid outdoorsman, great moral compass, and just a guy who is not afraid to be himself. Check him out on IG, his handle is Jezus Vijf

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That last word ….. Obviously used ai

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social

After a few months of living the AI native lifestyle, I now believe the default state is that it makes you worse at your job overtime as you understand less and hand off more thinking to AI. You’re more productive but it takes a lot of effort for your work quality not to drop precipitously.

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The rumours that Pierre Poilievre has a stinky pussy are not true. This is a time when Canadians need to unite and put their political differences aside. There are bigger things to focus on than if or if not Pierre Poilievre has a hairy stinky pussy Be better Canada 🇨🇦 #cdnpoli