Pocaton

La Copa del Mundo es argentina

Starmer setting his departure for the day after the World Cup final so he could sleaze his way to free tickets, then England losing, is the perfect summary of his premiership.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions - Robert Wilson Lynd

Religious sectarianism is when muslims vote for a pro trans white woman in a party led by a gay, jewish man. Inshallah

Today, millions of people are heading out to work feeling hope for their country's future for the first time in forever. In a few hours, reform voters will be dragging thermselves out of bed to drown their sorrows at spoons.

How do the labour right not understand that they can get away with ratfucking ordinary people and left wing politicians, but not political journalists for major broadsheet newspapers?

Why do they give the nuclear football to the president and not Tom Brady? [look up current football man before posting, perhaps Taylor Swift football man?]

The Fallout series is set in a cheery, optimistic fantasy world where China and the US don't go to war until 2066.

Accusing your opponents of being pedophiles while your party is run by Keir Starmer

I know it actually happened because the government are authoritarian pricks, but a VPN company would only have had to spend a relatively tiny amount on lobbying (bribes) to pass the Online Safety Act, and it would have been one of the most successful marketing moves of all time.

No matter how much kunt you eat, Croatian children eat

Why is no one buying my weasel shit wine? Everyone ate that gimmick right up when those coffee pricks tried it.

"Robotnik calls himself a doctor, but his monstrous meldings of animal and machine are a grim mockery of life. They must be freed from their metal and mental prisons." - Sonic the Herzog

In any complicated geopolitical conflict, look to the side representing the interests of vulnerable people who have nothing. Those are the bad guys

If someone told you that black children with leukemia shouldn't get treatment because it was dangerous, but it was fine for white kids, contradicting the rest of the medical community, would you believe them? If not, why would you believe the Cass review?

If you're more disgusted by Brian Thompson's death than his life, you worship wealth and don't care about humanity.

Obviously the American 9/11 is always ignored because people are talking about the Saudi 9/11, but it's still really strange that I haven't seen a single mention anywhere on the 50th anniversary.