The worst person you know

If I sound like a radical, it's only because I have been radicalized by basic human decency.

Greg Abbott is taking hush money payments to cover for the guy who was too weird to get invited to Epstein Island.

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8 runs with 2 outs in one inning is crazy, especially with zero walks and zero homers. Just death by a thousand small balls.

Narrator: they were not done yet

So Milwaukee just busted this one wide open, and they may not be done yet.

This woman who lacks the ability to complete a 5th grade homework assignment makes somewhere north of $60,000,000 a year, by the way.

Going for it on 4th and 3 when you're in gimme field goal range is either a scathing indictment of your kicking game or coaching malpractice.

The 9ers have a tremendous amount of talent on their team, but they really need a WR1. Have they considered trading for that Aiyuk guy?

Spent the weekend in the woods, and between the cedars and the dust, I'm pretty sure you could pull diamonds out of my sinuses right now.

Houstonians are putting their voting stickers on the memorial for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, who was shot and killed by ICE in July

Of the two best songs in Little Shop of Horrors, Ellen Greene sings two of them.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social ICE may be murdering people, but it's the left that is murdering civility.

Ottawa's arena was absolutely aflame with hate tonight. One might even call it a Canadian Tire Pyre.

Petition to make all hockey periods 16 minutes. #turnitallteal

Played a pub quiz last night where one of the categories was "countries where English isn't an official language" and it felt really good pulling the unexpected answer "United States of America".

You know who else came back after three days?

Shopping for menswear sucks in 2026. You can have navy, black, gray, and that's it. I asked a shopkeeper if he had anything in blackwatch, perhaps the least daring tartan of all time, and reader, you would have thought I'd asked this man to spit in my mouth.

Reminder that if you hate being inundated with political ads every single commercial break, that phenomenon is the result of John Roberts gutting our campaign finance laws.

My Suicide for Tax Purposes

Congratulations to the incoming press secretary on her first day on the job.

Almost didn't watch Bills-Rams, but I'm glad I did. Bring on OT!

There will be a lot of equivocating about all the times search warrants have been executed on members of Congress for corruption investigations and the like, and it can't be stressed enough in how many ways HSI raiding Ilhan Omar is extremely not like that.

There are a lot of tragedies in this world, but every once in a while, if you're good, one of them gets 67% less tragic.

I'm not certain what I'm going to use this for, but I just know it'll come in handy.

I've seen enough. Go ahead and give Will Smith the Vezina right now.

WHICH VIEWS, JOE? 🪿

This football broadcast just played commercials instead of showing the third down goal line touchdown rush and I am fully done with this ridiculous sport.

Hellebyuck to New York?

Well this is awkward.

I desire no forgiveness from a cabal of rapist pedophiles, nor do I have any to offer. Vote like your lives depend on it.

Fucking yikes.

Happy one year anniversary to this. Maybe it'll look smarter next year. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

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It seems that Drake Maye has committed himself to be infallibly open minded. In his case, so open minded that his brain fell out.

Waking up and feeling particularly ACABby today. Fuck them pigs.