owen, son of greg

i am NOT going to kill myself

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Study Finds Health Benefits Associated With Seriously Considering Going Vegetarian For A While Now https://theonion.com/study-finds-health-benefits-associated-with-seriously-c-1819579558/

i don't like that this happened. i'm upset

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the quickest way to make me scroll right past your youtube video is to rip a recognizable title format. i am so uninterested in watching another 'X is garbage/awesome and here's why', 'X: a measured response', or 'an unhinged recap of X'. it just instantly tells me you're a complete hack fraud

i would give anything to be able to reliably intuit whether people are going for a dap-up or handshake when they extend their hand to me. i've made a lot of progress with my anxiety in the past year but getting this one thing wrong still has the potential to ruin my day

i'm so sorry coding youtubers, but no thumbnail or title you make could ever make me care about piratesoftware

I want my ideological enemies to be blinded by the light of truth on the road to Damascus, preferably because they read something very wise and mildly funny that I posted.

<looking at a line going around the block> hi, i'm here to advocate for the devil, do i take a number or what's the deal

Civ VII Disables Warmonger Penalties When Playing as Israel hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

i like the hyundai ioniq 6. it reminds me of the weird looking 20th century concept cars i obsessed over in elementary school. i appreciate that it looks unique without being obnoxious

i hate using the menus in minecraft bedrock edition. it has to check with the servers everytime i try to do anything, even editing settings that have nothing to do with the internet. gross. they're all essentially just websites

one of my biggest pet peeves is when video essayists and game reviewers use the word 'titular' wrong. many of them seem to think it just means 'centrally important' rather than the literal meaning relating to the title of a work. gets on my nerves

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Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan

i am deeply suspicious of any influencer that promotes hellofresh or any other prepped-ingredient service on the grounds that it cuts down on food waste. the far greater environmental cost of packaging and shipping individual meals to your door always goes unmentioned.

what the fuck is this slop doing on my timeline mark cuban

Incorrect. K actually means one thousand knights

Here are some nice mushrooms

feels weird to play roblox at 22. i feel like i shouldn't be there, like i snuck into the mcdonalds play place or something

i can feel my soul fraying at the edges every time i catch a glimpse of current events. i can't even watch internet today anymore for fear of the abyss

Do I want to see your wares? Brother, I thought you'd never ask.

Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours

maybe i should get into some fights on the internet. maybe that'll make me feel good

if i have to hear one more pop or rock artist performatively reject the concept of music theory i'm going to lose my mind.

the main thing ive learned in the past few months of making a video game is that you have to make the video game

one of these days i'm going to update my style guide and start capitalizing correctly when i blog. today is not that day. it's weird to think about that day, though. what will i lose, and what will i gain? which style is a truer reproduction of the tone of my inner monologue?

deleted my twitter. i'm 'free'