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Siri, play “Friends Forever” by Zack Attack.

I burned my hand in the studio on Sunday with a heat gun that I use for drying glaze and it’s at the gross stage of healing wanna see.

Got to tell a straight man today “I don’t think you are equipped to handle the emotional labor of a romantic relationship” and I’ll be riding that high all week.

Billie and Jack. Billie is taint out as usual.

@lilporkroll.bsky.social i had to stay in the studio this morning and work but my husband saw Wildwood and sent me his review! I told him I know someone on the crew 💅

🔪🔪🔪 circmoji.bsky.fans

I saw You Can See Everything in 4DX so I could make my chair vibrate whenever Nathan Fielder intensely watches someone watch a video on his laptop. 😍

Jack had his first vet appointment. Age estimate is 5-6 years old based on his teeth, demeanor, previous life. Stray life has aged him a LOT but he is physically super healthy!

I told the mammogram tech that I was using the mobile mam bc my doctor refuses to give me a referral until I turn 40 and she said “doctors are idiots, mine yelled at me cause I wouldn’t get the COVID vaccine!” Girl we are not the same.

Tits are clear but bc of my family history and my high boob density I am considered high risk so they recommending a BRCA test. DENSE TITTIES YALL.

The titty bus. FYI I would do this a thousand times before a pap smear everyone should get a mammogram, bus is optional.

Theres so many movies out that I wanna see and Other Mommy is not one of them but Diva Niece texted me demanding we take her to see Other Mommy and so guess what.

All we need is for my car to last through market season cause it’s the only car that is big enough to carry all my market shit. After that the engine can explode or whatever they said it was gonna do.

Me and this client are all good now.

It’s just a lil baby

We are home so back to pictures of Jack.

Today a Gen Z boy in noise cancelling headphones shoved me out of the way to get out of the hotel elevator first and didn’t look back and don’t you dare respond by telling me what you “would’ve” done because this is my first time being confronted with the Gen Z male and I WASN’T READY.

What if we kissed in the pet relief area at the Newark airport?

Went to visit my uncle and just took pictures with his dog.

New England thrift shopping/ghost hunting.

Two ways I’ve healed my inner child this trip so far: 1) on night 3 I yelled at my dad at the dinner table because he was being a brat and he apologized and they’ve been so chill since. 2) we got high with them last night and I watched my husband and dad talk for an hour about train travel.

Wrote this while I was riding the porcelain pony, holding on for dear life, lemme tell y’all, THAT HORSE SHE WAS BUCKING

It’s women’s week in Provincetown which means the lesbian per capita is at like HMJ chat levels over here.

Went to Nantucket today and it was chilly and cloudy and coastal and me and my husband just kept talking about how it made us want to play Dredge.

LOML

CRANBERRY BOGGIN

I fell asleep on my parent’s couch while a soccer game was playing and woke up to my husband putting on a @halfmoonjoe.com VOD and explaining to them that “this is what she is used to falling asleep to I don’t want her brain to get confused.”

We’ve arrived at my parent’s house on the Cape.

Spending the afternoon on a rock in Central Park with my love, seeing the band of my life at Radio City, staying at a sex hotel bc it’s the only one we can afford in the city.

Dear chat this is insane right?

Obliterated on the subway last night.

Do they let you sample the cream cheese with tiny spoons like at the gelato places.

I’m in NYC meet you guys at the MOMA right? Right?

The vibrations in this country (US) are so haunting right now like everyone knows midterms are soon but people are kind of quiet about it but there’s this violent fearful bubbling underneath it like we know it’s gonna be bad but HOW bad and in WHAT WAY. And watching what happened in Brazil fuck.