shaney

shaney

@shaneybeee.bsky.social

gay lil terror

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what do you think coen is doing right now do you think he’s thinking about me do you think coen the half vamp is thinking about mpregging me, Shaney, right now

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In honor of the Halloween costume talk during Joe’s stream today, i thought i’d share my sweet boy Sparty’s look this year with his natural eye patch 🏴‍☠️🤍🖤

taking a day to just rest my body and watch the dawnwalker stream and eat chunky mango pico like it’s soup and ignore that I’ve torn up my kitchen purging and reorganizing everything and that’s so important to do after you take two days at your aunts farm cabin/lake house to just rest my body

Not me turning on some random cartoon video for the dogs before I leave and getting invested in the fate of Spunky the Donkey from the 1955 Casper special “Boo Kind to Animals” (he becomes a literal hero btw)

Took a strengths quiz and it said my top strength was “the way that thing pull” and “the sick grip on that thang” and also “thang so deep make a man drown in it” tell me something I don’t know

Things are happening! I attract what I want and need to me! I am recognized for my work! Professional opportunities and challenges encourage transformative growth in my personal life! I know when to walk away and when to double down! All things come to, through, from, and back to me! Thank you !

Wrote this while I was riding the porcelain pony, holding on for dear life, lemme tell y’all, THAT HORSE SHE WAS BUCKING

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Well I had to rush to the bathroom halfway through my workout to turd and looked in the mirror as I was walking and I was speed walking and my shoulders were by my ears and I looked like someone about to shit themselves and everyone could tell so know everyone knows I poop which I hate cause I’m shy

Well I had to rush to the bathroom halfway through my workout to turd and looked in the mirror as I was walking and I was speed walking and my shoulders were by my ears and I looked like someone about to shit themselves and everyone could tell so know everyone knows I poop which I hate cause I’m shy

I wanna level up and just wear bike shorts but I’m nervous I’ll look too porn what with my girthy hawg and caked up dumpy. Also I’m shy.

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first 50 degree morning that means I FINALLY get to wear my one of my favorite outfits: HUGE ASS HOODIE AND LIL TINY HOOCHIE DADDY SHORTS

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#PortfolioDay is here again! hello! I'm Torres, I'm a freelance illustrator passionate about fairy tales, medieval fantasy and whimsical vibes I'm always on the lookout for new projects in book publishing, TTRPGs and TCGs 🔸Portfolio: ddbtorres.carrd.co 🔸Contact: torres.ddb@gmail.com

Before dogs: I only want aesthetic blankets on my home, they must look beautiful and match and feel like luxury. After dogs: it’s squishy and fluffy and cozy but there’s a horse having diarrhea printed on it? Don’t care, buying it.

first 50 degree morning that means I FINALLY get to wear my one of my favorite outfits: HUGE ASS HOODIE AND LIL TINY HOOCHIE DADDY SHORTS

got an email and it’s all YOU NEED THESE THREE SWEATERS DIVA THEY ARE ESSENTIAL FOR YOUR HAPPINESS AND WE ARE HOT ON THE TREND BUY BUY BUY and it’s literally jus the most muted noncommittal brown sweater, blue sweater, abd striped brown and blue sweater

I was swinging my empty coffee cup and it flew out of my hand and shattered everywhere and everyone saw and I swear it has nothing to do with the bag of popcorn the gave us for employee appreciation week

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I’m wondering…dc pride is June 12 2027…. Dc meet up… gay weekend… something to think about