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Elon Musk after hearing about @bsky.app

Keep your head up my guy. Wherever you are. Work simply doesn't function the way it should. And the governors lobster mac that he loves to get won't be the same.

Ima be honest... I'm on X and WhatsApp more than here. Digging into Telegram more too

Fun fact of the day: in African scamming communities, like Black Axe, their victims are called "a Maga" or "a fool"

Foreal?

It isn't. Isaac has said as much.

Maga is so worried about a false flag that a false dawn never occurred to them.

Whenever you feel too lazy to shower, just remember that B.O. is really the farts of sweat eating bacteria. You are, literally, a walking fart cloud. #wierdfacts

Hey ma! I noticed you don't have any fur on these... fixed it for you😁 ❤️ Jaq #skimage #dogmom #trending

@waltongogginsdaily.bsky.social has the smoothest legs I've seen since Phelps on race day.

Some of Donald's people look eerily similar to convicts...

I find it interesting that since 9.11, Palestinians and all other Muslims have quietly faced hate and discrimination and no1 cared. Jews experienced it for some months and the gov. Wants Colombia uni. to pay $400,000,000.

Believing Donald will fix waste, fraud, and abuse is like believing an active opiate addict will accurately inventory pain management medication. Can it be done? Possibly. But until then you will look stupid.

🤔 I bet within the next couple of decades people will be able to stream TV and movies str8 n2 their dreams/heads. Clinical trials will go a little something like so: 🥴➡️😖➡️😫➡️😵‍💫🔜🤯🔁

The real reason Donald wants to get rid of the penny is because the powers that be told him no, he cannot be on it😂😂😂

The news has changed. All the important things are scrolling on the bottom of the screen while the animated yearbook pics yell nonsense.

@draftkingscasino.bsky.social should have a "How did I win this" link. I placed a bet and won money but don't understand how or what the stuff means lol

Aint it grand that old money vs. New money gave birth to old poverty vs. New poverty?

By Groks definition, Elon Musk IS the deep state.

Beware of my vicious top o' the food chain fur son. He's waiting for someone to trespass so he can take them down with his signature "rub my belly while I simultaneously growl at you".

Donald Trump is not going to empower the middle class... He is gonna embolden the middle men though.

I hope we can get to the bottom of this and I can continue to frequent your establishment. And that you create a @bsky.app account so you can see this. Even though it's on Twitter and in a company email. With love, A cold and broken me☹️🙁😟🥺😢😭

The only items that went in and out of my pocket was my phone so I could take pictures of things I wanted to show people/come back for (see attached.) In conclusion I'm extremely sad that I lost my favorite place to shop, I am a member after all.

I was confused, saddened, and embarrassed considering the public spectecal. I emptied my pockets on the spot revealing that nothing had been taken to which he responded that I'd put the items back prior to them getting there. I ask you, in what world is that shoplifting?

Yes, I can be indecisive and tend to pick things up and then put it back a little later (I really wanted that drone for myself but I was there to buy presents) but at no point did I think that was an issue. Imagine my surprise and disbelief when two police officers approached me.

Dear Ollies Bargain Outlet, I was at your Staring ln location and your associates accused me of stealing with ZERO evidence. Aside from the fact I wasn't stealing, I had items in my basket that I was so excited to find because they were perfect for my family members.

Walt Disney was a scorpio... go figure.

Is anyone interested on hearing my metaphor on people and plants... it's about racism kinda

Fox is saying Biden is gonna spend his last weeks making blanket pardons for those in Trumps crosshairs. Biden doesn't know this yet because his aids are discussing this without him. Donald spent his last weeks in office murdering 13 people by way of federal executions.

Donald boys still give girls promise rings? Or did Ciara really have us outchea singin like simps for some imaginary shit? Cuz that song was a biggidy banger!

Donald Trump is doing a Warren Jeffs on America.

You know what these two rich men have in common besides being named to positions by Trump within a day of each other? They are the father-in-laws to his two daughters, Ivanka and Tiffany. Such brazen, mob boss nepotism.

The foliage thinks it's spring because it's just as confused as the rest of us

Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Jeff Bezos have enough money to give every American man, woman, and child 1million dollars and still have enough left over to be filthy rich. Instead, the rest of us have to live below our means so they don't have to.

Facebook was originally for those in college. Your email address had to end in .edu to sign up. When they opened it up to everybody the world changed.

I take my iced tea with brown sugar or honey and milk and I'm not ashamed to say so!

Movie date with my short ass cousin 🥰 I may be biased but she is definitely in my top 5 actors.

Movie night with cuzzo! I don't usually look terrible lol

Finally getting into #thehandmaidstale. I'm legitimate worried, no fearful, that some of this is closer than we'd like to believe.

I'm proud to a female, Black-American, queosexual, and part of the Xodus from Elon Musty's shitstraction to this beautiful blue open space for minded individuals of like or not. My followers are few but my ambitious excitement is palpable. See you out there fellow flutterbys Here's a #skimage drop

Help me make #skimage a thing!!!! It's just pics sent on blue sky. Like a twit pic but not penis or propaganda. Thanks!

Every now and then I love to look up. So much time is spent looking down, forward, and backward that we don't take time to indulge in the beauty that is something so vast, beautiful, and constantly changing yet familiar. Trees are cool too. #nature #photography #bluesky #skimage

In Trumps America, there will only be apostrophe walls. Accents will no longer exist 😔