primevil

why are you so HANDSOME

Bluesky a band: Panic! Everywhere

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Hey Northeast Minneapolis! Right now Prospect Park, the University, Marcy Holmes, and Cedar Riverside are ahead of you in the vote count. Fix this! Get thee to 980 East Hennepin via bike, bus, foot, car, or other conveyance and exercise your right to vote. vote.minneapolismn.gov/voters/vote-...

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this is just insanely damning stuff when you lay it all out democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

RETVRN [the land to its original stewards] [also political/state lines are arbitrary and useless, but to the extend that they exist:] TO MEGASOTA

Untraceable phone numbers spamming unsolicited texts at you, paid for with untraceable money trying to influence your vote for a candidate these shadowy figures handpicked. This isn’t how a functioning democracy works. If your process resembles money laundering, you’re the bad guys.

Trans folks speaking out against the anti-trans triangulation of certain Dem politicians aren't "helping" the GOP. If those Dems loose it will be no ones fault but their own. You don't get to tell a community that you don't need them, and then blame them for not showing up for you.

Another person has died in ICE custody — this is the 28th known death this year. The cruelty of this rogue agency is beyond unconscionable. Abolish ICE.

A serial rapist was elected twice as President, a fact we don't reckon with nearly enough. Now one of two major political parties has been molded in his image, run for and by violent sexual abusers who hate women.

heads up twin cities, jake lang is back in town and running around with zak x

It's up to all of us to go out over the next week and bribe any Ballot Cats with a trail of snackies to the nearest polling center! This is your responsibility, your duty, and your privilege!

Texted a coworker from my most recent past job. I had convinced myself she and the rest of my team no longer wanted to speak to me, for... ? reasons?? idfk She immediately responded 3 times in a row about how much she misses me and wants to chat later tonight 🥲💙

We stand in solidarity with our Congresswoman @ilhanmn.bsky.social Ilhan and I share a "unique vision for both the promise of America, and the incredible gaps that currently exist for most people.” Sign up to knock doors with @teamilhan.bsky.social & Team Fateh! Let’s win big: DFL.org/gotv

"Praying for the suppression of rebellion and the extension of Science" sigh. yeah

The mobilization itself was already not something I ever expected to see, but to actually win? Hell, to double the winning margin from the 2022 runoff? Genuinely surreal. Maybe child raping billionaires *don't* have to run the world with a shit-eating grin. Maybe that can stop.

I was searching for some posts of mine the other day and--damn, I forgot how much sluttier my posts were back in the Elder Days lmao

lunch/dinner, including cheesecake, is on the way 🥰 I don't even need it to be good cheesecake at this point. Any cheesecake will do. (I don't remember if I've had this one before...)

I logged off for a couple of hours. It did not get better.

I guess it's a good thing I need groceries anyway. Gonna have to add an entire goddamn cheesecake to my cart to get through the day.

goddamnit I want cheesecake now. thanks Obama 🙄

I am going to say something that might deeply hurt and offend many of you--and while I empathize with your pain, I cannot apologize for who I am. If you must block me for this, I understand. *deep inhale* I wonder when we're gonna get our first snow.