Princess Alice 🧸

The vibes I bring to Bluesky

I self-identify as a petulant child

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AI psychosis? No thank you. I don’t need some piece of commercial software to convince me I’m God, I’m plenty capable of reaching that conclusion on my own, thanks.

Day 25 #ブルアカ #BlueArchiveㅤ

One of my more important discoveries in terms of planning my daily routine: There's very little correlation between how many hours I sleep and how difficult it is to get up when the alarm goes off. Getting 10 hours of sleep instead of 8 doesn't make it any easier to force myself out of bed.

my apartment is very cute feel free to be jealous

lately I've been kind of obsessed with the idea of myself as the high school kid I never actually got to be it's kind of a bittersweet one, as daydreams go

as a compromise with the people worried about "men who pretend to be trans," men who enter the women's restrooms should be punished by being forced to take estrogen.

When I'm sitting in a chair, and someone stands directly behind me, where I can't see them, I immediately go into fight-or-flight mode. Is that normal?

I went through here again the other day and they've converted it to an all-way stop

i literally JUST made the account, come the fuck on

#SerialExperimentsLain

mystery twins! #gravityfalls

you don't have to ask for permission to do what you want.

Warning: Do NOT agereg your cryptographers on the job. They'll say "the security key is this many" and doom us all

Being abused as a child is a great way to speedrun radicalization

By far the most bizarre racists I encounter as a biracial person are the ones who subscribe to some, like...inverse one-drop rule. They think that because I have light skin, that means I should consider myself White® and they get really mad that I consider my black heritage part of my identity.

if you don't think the 14-year-old who doodles the circle-A and scribbles "QUESTION AUTHORITY" all over his notebooks is exactly as cool and badass as he thinks he is, you are simply not on my level

mfs be into impact play but refuse to get off to any thicker, heavier fonts

I can punch a hole in the fabric of spacetime. Don't test me, old man.

hope only truly dies when the last dream dies. as long as people dream, there is hope. and who is better at dreaming up a cool new world than children? they see an injustice and have not yet learned to accept the bullshit excuse for it.

If you're worried about the state of the world, it's imperative to foster children's imaginations. The only way to improve this world is to start by imagining a better one.

At this point anarchy isn't so much a political thing for me as it is an overall lifestyle A little bit of chaos is good for you and the world will not fall into a war of all against all if we decide that maybe we don't need rigid rules for literally everything Seriously, just do whatever you want

commission from today for FranPan!

Remember: US conservatives who rail against "communism" don't actually know what that word means. Like, not even just "never looked into Marxist theory", but "believes every Eastern Bloc state was literally exactly like Pottsylvania from Rocky and Bullwinkle."

⚠️ WARNING: Moody adolescent princess with crazy cosmic powers

random photo from 9 years ago that I found while looking for something else

wait hold on. they made uppies 2.

Megacorporations relentlessly pushing AI "assistants" to lure the populace into outsourcing as much of their thinking as possible to a system THEY control is SUCH a good science fiction plot that I'm genuinely mad I didn't think of it before it happened in real life.

I will not apologize for behaving like a petulant child I am doing it on purpose

I am gone for 1 DAY and we got citroen age regressor car

SECURITY

I hate parents

Day 10 #ブルアカ #BlueArchiveㅤ

living alone is kind of a mixed bag