SpookilyMonty

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I’m not exactly a legendary poster or anything, but I’m about as proud of this one as any of them

everyone: whoa! AI can do math now! look how incredible it is! math:

#goducks

really love that thing every week where they're like "look at the statistical streak that the Oregon football team is snapping today"

fumbled the ball... LIKE A FOX #goducks

would be very curious to know how conflicted Cincy fans are feeling rn, Satterfield-wise

lol the "liberals are the new racists" ad I just saw was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen, new lows every day, baby

There are at least 2 systems I can’t log into, each proffered by big and well funded health care orgs. Feels very cyber incidental. I’m sure this is all fine though

we chatted about this internally when I was a professor, and one the (several) reasons I opposed this was that whatever curriculum you have in the fall will be outdated by the spring (this was nowhere near the biggest or most important reason, for the record)

it’s easy to get mad at Vivek right now, and that makes sense, because he’s a huge piece of shit. but, let’s not forget that we are here because DeWine personally cleared the field for him

Matt Rhule has instituted Footloose Protocol in Lincoln

::grabs mic, leans uncomfortably close:: go ducks

oh man. not dakorien too :( :( :( #goducks

you know what I can't stand? the term "red area." makes it sound like an infection. #goducks

Yes

an important thought experiment: if the next press secretary lasts for half the time of this one, and the next one for half that, and the next one for half that, and so on, then when Election Day comes, do we have a press secretary at all?

ahhh, the George Costanza defense

gotta say: if work has to be an absolute nightmare sometimes, and Oregon football has to make me very sad sometimes, I do appreciate it when they happen at the same time

I think it’s neat that you can shuffle a deck of cards well, deal them face up, and marvel that you are almost certainly the first human to see them in that order

runs. #GuardsBall

I think what we're going to see in the next year or so is a bunch of folks deciding human review just doesn't need to happen and it's gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

nice. Nice!

man. go ducks

friends, the vibes today are pretty good

delighted to announce that I’ve made significant progress on my project which I’m calling “The Hyundai Elantra of Theseus”

whoa haha that's crazy anyway I'm going to walk into the sea

trying to calculate how mad I’d be if I were a Bucs fan who stayed for the ending

🤔🤔🤔

the Cleveland Fox affiliate local news just had a picture of the Browns logo with the caption “Bad” and nothing else on the screen for like 30 entire seconds. they were playing “Bad” by Michael Jackson on the audio track

I am consoling my despondent Buckeye friend this morning. This is Kafkaesque

s/o to all my buckeye friends who texted me asking how I was doing earlier today

(sigh) ah, well. #goducks

go ducks imo imvho

it is instructive for us all to remember that these are 18-22 year olds who, even within a single game, contain multitudes #goducks

this game is making me sad #goducks

Oklahoma simply isn’t virtuous enough to cobble together a 13 minute drive in the Big House

appreciate Uncle Phil’s weather machine pushing back the start time to be more hospitable to the visiting team’s body clocks #goducks

I love it when the kids’ school district sends me an email, and then sends me a text telling me to check my email

I would like to get into a time machine and tell myself during the fourth quarter of the Oregon game, when I was tense enough that I could have personally created diamonds, that we’d have a 98.6% postgame win expectancy #goducks

if I’d have done a drinking game based on how many times they mentioned the power outage on the broadcast, I’d be more ethanol than man right now

god I hope they have to put one second on the clock for a final play at the end of this

Rhett Lashlee: “this is just part of football” No! No it’s not! This is a ruse and FSU is looting your travel bus as we speak!

I know folks have had concerns with Norvell’s tactical prowess, but jamming a fork into the electrical socket so he didn’t have to lose at home is a pretty savvy move

::me walking down the aisle at Target just filling my sweatpants waistband with video games:: it’s cool guys, I’m a whitehat

hearing reports of Cougs