YUH!

There are two attractive women named Barnacle and Dime that keep messaging my phone

CALL ME WINTER THE WAY I GO BRRRRRRRRR

Do yall think bugs will be talking to their bug friends and be making jokes and stuff 🤔🤔📚🧔‍♂️?? Jaipur Jaipur

One sip of water causes me to do this btw

6 piece meal to go

Made it pop so I let it drop ayo?

Not Nintendo giving me this title combo today #highdivsplatoon

I don't play as much as I used to, but glad to know I still got it. First triple splashdown quad!

I'm the shit baby I'm the shit yeah they call me Incontinence

Me playing kluna

This was an act of divine blessing imparted by the great Nogami

10/10 homie that makes 10/10 art that has a 100% guarantee of making you smile. Seriously y'all should consider

🚨ATTENTION RIPTIDE ATTENDEES🚨....... presenting.... merci skeb style shikishi C0MM!SIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR OWN CHARA ON A SHIKI BOARD!!! FOR 45 DOLLARS!!!!!! PICKUP AT RIPTIDE dm me on discord @ itshappymerci for inquiry..... 😋❤️

The bow player knew I was just too irresistable

They couldn't handle my comically large True

No funny caption, I just genuinely love how satisfying a sprinkler snipe is

Doubling my combustion

Best toes only blob player in the western scene!!!

had to make my first free agent post today 😔💔 Estimated div 6 Naut player here looking for a high-investment team! 🦐🐚 Likes/reposts are appreciated, and DM me on Discord @buhlooey if you might have a spotty for a nauty 👀 #compsplatoon

Mis pantalones?

Double wellstring on rainmaker is biblical levels of greed

Insane ball pass clutch

They're 10 hp behind the wall, they're going to jump back to spawn in approximately 2.7 seconds, then they will pair up with the heavy splatling on top right

Why was my octoling lowkey showing full ass in the malibu drip pic 💀

Spam some "RISING!"s for us and @procyonspl.bsky.social's hammers

I hit the juckport one trillion dollars

we should completely abolish the term “support” from splatoon lingo tbh it only serves to hurt players

My suspiciously seafaring vessel shaped belly

Team member is catsitting, so we're teaching the cat about how cringe eeltail zones is, and the cat is agreeing by meowing to us in response

Free the nibbler

I woke up and its already pride monf

a positive in the midst of the conversation about sexism in splatoon I am so thankful for my team Malibu Rising being a team of all women and nonbinary femmes. 💪 I have never felt so at home and comfortable in a team setting before.

Malibu Rising but instead of Malibu it's Meowlibu and we're all cute little cats :3

On today's Malibu news, we played open and started speaking almost exclusively in Southern accents for the latter half. Laughed so hard that my tear ducts are working overtime for this one.

you are so banana......

Just fed my tomodachi TWO FOODS AND SHE ALREADY FOUND HER FAVE????? WTF

Damn this ain't gonna be a splatoon acc no more, it's all about tomodachi life here

Can't believe eggs and bunnies were invented on this day today. Absolutely brilliant! 🤓

Shoutout to all my siblings fr fr 🏳️‍⚧️

happy transgender day of visibility, my friends 💕

The humble corolla does not concern itself with the limitations of oncoming traffic

There are 5 chudettes outside your front door wyd

Ramen? Men? Men in MYYYY ramen??? But how many men can fit in one ramen? We can't underestimate the possibility of one singular ramen. Think about it.

I'm just a little chud

I got aura in my veins that's that estrogender in me

Started playing X again, gonna take it suuuuper chill. This was a nice way to start. Rank-in was 2195, ended the night at 2405.

They say you are what you eat, but last I checked I'm not 27 lithium-ion car batteries

Div 6!!!!!