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Don't let bugs get you down. #product #productmanagement #jira #tech #dev

Product managers, don't argue with your stakeholders. There is no point. Just compromise, what harm could come from that? You can always call it "alignment" if it makes you feel better. #product #productmanagement #roadmap #planning #alignment

Product managers when stakeholders send: "Please review attached file. Thanks. PRODUCT_FeatureRequests_2(copy).xls" without any context. #product #productmanagement #agile #tech #roadmap

I do relate and feel you. Closing MS Teams after the last meeting of the week feels similar when getting another ”quick question“ to talk. #productmanagement #prodmgmt #tgif

Oh sure why not, one more little itty bitty custom feature couldn't possibly have any negative consequences for our business. #product #productmanagement #SaaS #sales #roadmap #weloveourclients

inb4 "hey you got a minute?" #product #productmanagement #corporate #tech #remotework #friday

MVPs can be so disappointing. Don't worry tho, ChatGPT integration is coming next quarter! #product #productmanagement #startups #ai #tech #mvp

Product managers when stakeholders ask if the roadmap is accurate:

Designers everywhere today asking their PM if a UI update can get added to the roadmap. #wwdc #ux #design #liquidglass

When a PM tells a stakeholder that their feature request did not make it onto the roadmap. #product #tech #agile

It's not the year, it's the miles. Happy Monday, PMs. #product #productmanagement #monday #tech #work #life

Tfw you start work on Friday morning and see your cancerous todo list that won't stop growing, the roadmap in flames, and a stack of half finished PRDs and product briefs while your Slack is blowing up before 5 hours of straight meetings: #product #productmanagement #tech #friday #memes

When the product manager changes a single color in @figma.com #product #productmanagement #ux #tech

Is this wrong? The biggest flex for a product team is to have no roadmap at all...and yet get more accomplished than otherwise. #product #productmanagement #agile #discovery #backlog #roadmap #okr #outcomes

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Does Friday ever catch you completely off guard? PRDs... The roadmap... Stakeholder follow ups... Don't panic. Whatever you miss will be waiting for you Monday. #product #panic #prodmgmt #tech #agile #friday

When leadership hasn't heard of "The Mythical Man Month" and insists that simply doubling the size of the dev team will get a feature done in half the time. #productmanagement #agile #tech #dev #usetheresources

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If a tree falls in the forest but it didn’t support your OKRs, does it even matter?

This account may speak from the product manager’s chair, but we LOVE our software engineers. Where the devs at? Speak up, we want to follow you!👇🏼

Who do you think would win? #product #prodmgmt #agile #tech #memes

Something absolutely ~*~magical~*~l about jumping right back into work after a long holiday weekend. Ruined roadmaps, broken backlogs, angry Jira comments *breaths deep* ahhhhhhh that's the stuff.

For the PMs in the US, it's a long holiday weekend. Resist the urge. Fight the temptation. Ignore the Slack. Give yourself a moment this time and walk away. #product #prodmgmt #selfcare #techmemes #memorialday

9 out of 10 product managers recommend anxiety as a delivery tactic. The 10th:

Live look, 3 days before the release:

it's dirty business, but it has to get done. #product #prodmgmt #agile #tech #memes #sorrynotsorry

The Jira ticket is a horcrux - if you delete it, a part of the stakeholder will die. #product #prodmgmt #memes #stakeholders

tfw you find a credible answer to a problem in a 15 year old @martycagan.bsky.social article. #product #prodmgmt #tech #memes #success

Breaking into product management is doable. 1. Use your current role to gain relevant experience. 2. Build skills through courses in user research and data analysis. 3. Network with PMs for advice. 4. Highlight transferable skills. 5. Create side projects for hands-on experience.

Don't forget to use your 2025 AI Product Coupon before it expires! Just add "ai" to a product idea or buy the ".ai" domain name to receive wild praise, support, and untold success. In most cases you don't even need to actually do anything. #product #ai #prodmgmt #tech #memes

PM's realistically expect shipping software to be more complex that it needs to be, but in practice it is far more chaotic.

If you think your roadmap is achievable you aren’t lying hard enough and your stakeholders know it.

tfw you're vibe coding but something is missing #product #ux #tech #memes #prodmgmt #design #API #vibecoding

TODAY IS LAUNCH DAY!! -we skipped QA to hit a date -no metrics defined to save time -last minute stakeholder demands = last minute features added But here at ProductPanic, we don’t ship features. We ship vibes. Follow for PM chaos from the trenches. #product #prodmgmt #tech #memes

We wanted a quick win with an MVP. We launched what wasn’t viable for a quick loss.

Schrodingers Sunday Slack Scaries. Spoiler alert: prod is down either way.

What do you tell your stakeholders if the backlog becomes self aware? Asking for a friend. #productmanagement #productmemes #ai #featurenotabug

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