Professor Monkey-for-a-Head

Too much dribbling

J-dub's injury looked gruesome, but I think people are catastrophizing it a bit too much. Bones heal pretty fast. I could see him being back by the all-star break.

I knew it . . . basketball CAN be fun

I apologize to all kinesio-tape users for smugly thinking it was just a placebo. I was wrong. I think this stuff is weaved with witchcraft.

Do all Frontier flights have this much tie dye?

Unexpected benefit of sending your kid to a small Jesuit college - no weird evangelical student groups inviting them to big events where people testify about their personal relationships with the Lord and Savior, Charlie Kirk

Now that Spiderman has dealt with the Nazi, maybe he can help out with our serial killer problem

My generation on social media is kind of annoying. Ooooh, gen-X is so bad-ass. We played outside a lot and drank treated municipal water from a hose. Meanwhile, our kids have it soooo easy growing up in an Octavia Butler novel.

NMR job at U of MN hr.myu.umn.edu/jobs/ext/375...

Advertising instrumentation as not requiring an expert on staff leads to disgruntled customers when they have a week of downtime and a $5000 service call for a loose cable. It also alienates your most vocal proponents for purchasing new instruments.

Eddie Vedder? This game needs Sir Mix-a-Lot

ChatGPT-ass contract

I feel badly for the NBA HQ guy who has to maintain the master pick swaps spreadsheet

Lamelo will do for Beringer what Marbury did for Dean Garrett

I'm happy for Donte that my joke only had a 4-hour shelf life

Flop

What is the parentally appropriate way to tell your adult (but still teenage) kid that things would be a lot easier for both of us if he just got better at covering his tracks?

So tired of reading LLM-generated emails. Can one of these dork factories please optimize their AI for brevity?

Introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live The Jayhawks Koo Koo (kangaroo) Bob Mould Bob Dylan Psychadelic Furs Public Enemy Moon Hooch The Flaming Lips Digital Underground Suicide Commandos

It's nice to see Caruso do this to another team

Somebody's going to need to dust off Flip's long-2 playbook to beat the Spurs

Shout-out to NAW for not wearing the blue shirt.

Getting out-hustled for a rebound by Harrison Barnes would be an appropriate way to end the Julius Randle era

Wiretap #30

Skeletor not bitchy enough

Don't fuck it up

Better make shots. Wolves not getting another call this game

Phew...I needed that timeout

Feeling pretty good right now about the years I've spent procrastinating putting my course on Canvas

Wolves guards need to be more disciplined using screens. They're going too early and leaving too much space for the defenders to get through

How come nobody's talking about the J-Mac factor?

Knicks vs. Sixers - soooo much walking. (not traveling, just how these guys move around the court)

I had to roll that first sentence around in my head a few times before I realized she wasn't some special badger that works for the fire department or something.

I think the stuff Jaden said has become pretty overblown at this point. It wasn't some kind of epic shit-talking. He was just reciting the game plan.

So are you allowed to hit all French players in the face or is it just Gobert? I feel like it's important to find out for the next series

Yup

We have an answer

Beringer revenge game incoming

Archetypes of pickup basketball players

I need Bluesky to display stats on how many typos I actually correct before posting so the ones I leave in seem smaller as a percentage

The good news for the Timberwolves is that the Denver players needed that last game for pride. Now they can go back to the original goal of getting their coach fired

Waited too long to put him in

Everybody's too sped up right now. Play fast, but don't hurry

Finch treats challenges like Connelly treats draft picks

Tonight will be the Jaylen Clark game the prophets spoke of