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Ok well now I must learn your opinions - I’ve seen those movies way too many times!

"All of modern society can be understood by analyzing the posting patterns of early 2000s era forum trolls thanks for coming to my TED talk."

scott pelley: what has facing death really taught you me: you don't hear people talking about Hitting The Quan anymore. probably because of cellphones or whatever, don't you think scott?

Same as any other interview but at the end I tell everyone where to find my slash fiction

You give me 8 minutes on the show to talk about my hobbyhorses and I'll plow through how the US should privilege bikes over cars, then I'll give you a couple minutes on how we shouldn't use public money for pro sports stadiums, and my big finale is that the world should adopt the 13-month calendar.

The Jawas were the secret power in the Star Wars universe, pulling a scam with droids to resell them over & over again. They funded the Death Star.

Well, at least until the first commercial break I'd want to discuss how Hello Kitty eats when she has no mouth.

Ok now I really want to hear some of these opinions

Is it this?

I would probably discuss every bit of gossip I've ever heard, even the stuff I don't remember well. Especially the stuff I don't remember well. Everyone will have to watch my try and remember

The Kinks are the best British Invasion band and Pulp is the best Britpop band. Beatles/Stones and Oasis/Blur are moot points. The Monkees were criminally underrated in their day, and “Porpoise Song” is as perfect as “Waterloo Sunset” and “Common People.” In this lecture, I will…

I’d watch

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey has surprisingly progressive sexual politics despite the one homophobic joke. They respect their girlfriends' decision to remain "most chaste" and it's a sign that their evil selves are in control when they pressure the girls to put out.

The only thing you need to know about Planes is Dane Cook is the lead

Cars 2 is clearly the worst but sadly also my son’s favorite of the whole franchise. What can I do though, the guy likes Mater.

Car Pope even has a cross!

I mean, a tow truck is essentially a giant rolling crucifix

Also I have concerns about Car World War 2.

I love the split between people earnestly answering the prompt with like "abolish prisons" and then the people who are like "the decline of american civilization coordinates with the development and release of Baja blast" I love both types equally

Wait, there is a mutiversal Ric Ocasek?

all my answers for this are fedposts sorry

I am seated AND leaning forward even though I don't need to hear the argument, I already agree

I mean, realistically I’d probably end up rambling on about my dog for the whole time. And it would be more of a monologue than an interview. Like I can opine on a lot of things if you get me going, but if it’s up to me to pick a topic, you’re gonna end up hearing about where Jujube peed 🤷‍♀️

I would insist on being interviewed by Philomena Cunk