Nate the Halloween Pun 🤷

Btw preventing the dictator from giving himself a third term is a cause worth waging civil war over, 100%

Kay I can return Switch Sports Resort now

Fuck Trump.

Aaaand I read the whole thing. All 283 pages. First time I read a full-size book like this in a single day. Funniest book I've read in a while as well

We lose so many beloved celebrities all the time, but this past month or two has been unbearable. Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Eric Bauza, RJ Mitte, the list goes on. All gone too soon. Bleak times, man

What the hell happened here

It took almost 30 years, but I finally have a situation where I successfully invoke a warranty. Feels powerful

Classic Mike Pence Syndrome

Forgot to bring the Switch to my mechanic appointment today. Ima be so bored I might just buy a book from next door. Which would ultimately be better for my existence probably

I'm moving to Brazil

Release dates are out there now. We have a lot of work ahead of us. Surreal to think a lot of big moments that were in my head 10+ years ago are going to be coming to life next year. Excited to share it with you guys. Thanks for your patience and support.

PAC-ston losing has become my biggest desire of this election

Oh this is how people turn into the joker, i get it now

Seriously what the fuck led to republicans conjuring this idea that the left wants to gender swap the entire country

@bagleycartoons.bsky.social

90% of our federal government belongs in prison

Sleeping is hard when I know Switch Sports Resort is one room away

Get Sam to the top! GO GO GO

I found President Yamauchi's ghost

@samreich.bsky.social made it to round 2

My preorder should arrive today. I can't believe I have to avoid Nintendo Switch Sports Resort spoilers

In ten years gaming will be nothing but indies and live service slop

I never thought I'd be so excited for political gridlock but here we fucking are

Here's the turnout on the city council vote to ban data centers. Suffice it to say everyone was on the same page

The world is designed by people who covet everything to make it impossible for everyone else to do or earn anything

Vivek Ramaswamy, Ken Paxton, Mike Collins, Roger Marshall, on and on - everywhere you look the most despicable humans financed by a handful of billionaires and elevated by Trump want you to give them even more political power to serve their interests at your expense.

Why i....can someone.... WHY

You ever learn about a pickup line that's so cool you almost wish you were single to try it? (Please don't see this boo)

Lol why am I not surprised to come across this @amity-galaxy.bsky.social

Doing our bit

🎯🎯🎯

The most likely way I'll die is in rage that I can't blow a fucking bubblegum bubble

Reminder: nobody who cozies up to fascist deserves an ounce of respect. I used to like Bill Maher. Now he can kick rocks

And that’s a wrap on the Bigger & Weirder Tour! 90 shows this year, 165 in total. Huge thanks to everyone who came out to see us - we miss you already!

Happy Bluesky birthday to me! I joined 2 years ago today knowing Twitter would never be worth opening again. It's been a great 2 years on this app that's horrible in different ways, less depressing ways

the two sides of Digital Circus creators

I refuse to believe anyone actually knew what Cooke Run Kingdom was before this week

Americans are the worst.

Ready to be depressed? The dictator first took the oath of office 711 Zacharias ago. He should have been removed after just 1

Anyway, good case study here. You can be as evil as you want, you can kill as many people as is possible, you can shove churro ladies into vans then off to black sites in countries they've never even heard of, but if you can't do the performance of fascism — that's when you're in real trouble.

Alright, alright. We're DOING it. CULT OF THE LAMB comes to NINTENDO SWITCH 2 on OCTOBER 22ND! Cultists that already own COTL on Switch 1 will be able to upgrade for FREE, while those that don't will simply have to pay the price. That price being the same amount as the Switch 1 version. 🙏 the 🐑

WOOOOO what a fun week. Weaponized incompetence fails this time around

I think I found the worst headline in world history

Gonna submit this entry to the 1995 Garfield trivia contest 🤞

Alex Jones is smiling today

Oh my god someone is still letting her try to speak. Embarrassing

every moment Trump is out in public these days is like an SNL cold open. This is happening right now