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If god were real, these predatory criminals would be rotting in hell.

And he didn't go up in flames...? Anyone who does this is in public are fake attention seekers. But Paxton, come on.....thats like a criminal walking around committing crimes in daylight...and he claims to be religious? Actions speak louder than fake pretend buddy. We all pry for your jail time.

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Correct

Ken Paxton a flaming piece of shit! He only works for Corporations and Pedophile Protectors! He hasn’t done anything for anyone but himself.

Hellalujah Evilgelicals!

youtu.be/n7gphyYNsdM?...

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As if that’ll make any difference. Why not bring a leprechaun with a magic wand?

Ew. I can't with this 'laying hands' shit

The cult now has a Honky Jesus to go along with the Orange one Loosing!

Fake Christian propaganda. Sickening

The 10 Commandments... 7-10 optional.

If it looks like a cult, and acts like a cult…

Really wondering which deity hears those prayers for him?

Very very sick people. Hiding behind some kind of perverse "religion". I see mental llnesss.

Besides their appalling politics the weather is from every circle of hell. Intolerable heat nine months of the year, drought, lethal floods and a COLD WET pneumonia inducing winter spell which may cause extreme power outages.

This isn't even Christianity anymore- it's some batshit crazy, culty, neo-confederate, race klan.

It’s surprising lightning didn’t smote him down.

Praise Them All! 🤯

They should be wearing pasta strainers on their head.

So if he loses that means 1 of 2 things. His god hates him or, his god doesn't exist. I mean we all know it's 2 (as he does) but 1 is funny too.

Exactly 😏😏😏

God will hear you better if we touch you while you pray loudly. That's science.

It is,just gross

The most religious are not. 🤬

No. It’s not a cult. 😳 Laying on of hands for a corrupt guy.

“Whited Sepulchers.”

Dear Ms Bowers: You sure know how to verbally make the hammer meet the nail head. Thank you.

Shit! I hope they caught fire after pic was taken.

The bearing of false witness in America today is unbearable.

😂🤣😆

“Simon says… put your hand on an adulterer”

These are not christians

Bingo! 

Perfect! Spot on.

Let us prey- republicrooks

It's a pedophile death cult!

If God were real we should be seeing lightning bolts. Lots and lots of lightning bolts.

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Beelzebub smiles

Belief in Ken Paxton, belief in riches, belief in material things, belief in self, but little empathy for people less well off. False prophets all of them.

take a good look at the group as they’re the ‘ministers’ who convince ppl to tithe 10% of their gross income so they can drive big F250s & live in tax-free homes, who preach to their congregations their goal is a christian nation welcoming only to their own, paxton is their ally & they forgive him

And more political theater with a biblical flare. 🥱🥱.

Imagine publicly praying for that festering stack of shit and not for the victims of his, and his friends, multiple crimes and hideous policies. These evangelicals don't have special insights due to their faith: their corrupt, manipulative 'faith' keeps them from insight. What an evil pack of fools.

That's just weird.

There ain't enough hand sanitizer in the world for this malarkey

Glory

Why he doesn’t burst into flames is a mystery.

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No kidding. What a buncha clowns!

Amen...

JFC!

Praying for more protection for pedos.

The laying on of klans.

Lucifer loves a little prayer with touchy feely hands

That’s not how you do an exorcism.

The "Terms and Conditions" of divine forgiveness are getting remarkably specific these days. It’s less of a prayer and more of a detailed bug report for the afterlife.

I pray that they lift him up to a great height, over water.

That’s about it! Such sheeple.

Always only about the grift.

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I have a different prayer

So shameful. Disgusting.

God doesn’t want your lies

Evangelical <> Christian

Hope they got his wallet.

Sickening

If Jesus sees this he'll be cross 😡

Let’s talk about being prayed over. When it’s real, when it’s true, when it’s sincere, the person who is being prayed over will bow his head in reverence. It’s also usually done in private. None of this looks reverent or submissive to God. It looks performative. It’s a photo op.

Just look at these idiots. I'm surprised their fingers didn't get scorched. Ken Paxton is perfectly happy being Satan's spawn.

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These “Christians” are some deeply fucked up MF’ers!

Always proving what hypocrites they are.

These people are sick and belong in a locked mental health facility. Or they could take a dirt nap

This 👆🏻

False Christians, all of them! Pathetic!! 🤮

Looks like they’re “laying hands” on him. But it could be they’re swatting the scabies off of him.

Performative, Fake Christians.

You are so right. These people make me sick

How can people be so stupid?

And this farce is done in all seriousness with a straight face from these individuals.

This fkn hands on bodies things like they think they’re fkn Marvel superheroes or some batshit cultist scum crap

As an athiest, I find this fucking absurd. But if I were a Christian, this would be very offensive to me.

It amazes me how anyone can seriously conflate the teachings of Christ with conservative politics. It’s like chicken preaching the virtues of Colonel Sanders.

Blasphemy.

...surprised their hands aren't burning.

"Holy" shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

religion as a cover for criminality

You group of Evangelicals---burn in hell---while you're still allive.

And was so corrupt that he was impeached as A.G. by a majority Republican vote (his own party --almost never happens)

Please religious parroting his leader and isn't his wife divorcing him on biblical grounds

Ken Paxton? Here is a video of Ken Paxton stealing. Are you sure this is your guy? youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0?...

They are patting him down to recover stolen watches and pens.

Those people are all praying not to get caught in whatever illegal scheme they're conducting. Fraud, theft, murder, whatever it is they're hoping not to be caught.

These people are sick

They're probably praying to Lord Elon for a voting machine miracle to get that criminal elected.

Weirdos.

These people are sickening!

Hypocrites. Don’t be surprised if Jesus doesn’t recognize you when your time comes.

If he REALLY believed in a God, he would repent and NOT go on vacations with his side piece.

🇨🇦 LMAO. You know him well 😂😂😂

Praise be

The more a person is convinced that God is on their side, the lower the probability that God is on their side.

These people are such frauds. Not even serious about faith and prayer. Corrupted hearts.

Evangelicals are just middle-aged handsy fuckers. Not a problem, so long as they just keep their fucking hands on each other.

Paxton likely breaks all commandments at least once before he leaves the house.

Spelled 'prey' worng. 👿

Religious extremism is creepy af

holy lint rollers.

Or make him a catholic, they're on the ropes just now. He can join Predatory Christians Synonymous. All a bunch of CINOS,

Is this The christian child abuse move?

They only think it suits their interests.