Your Dog’s Crush 🐶💞

For 📌 to cover all bases: • PLEASE no DM’s before @‘ing me in public to tell me. I won’t check them • VERY happy to help with dog advice, but I am a professional and that’s my livelihood, remember • I’m all over the place - prepare for sports, dogs, raves, and nonsense • Me in a nutshell:

Hey listeners wanna know some behind-the-scenes dirt? I’ve only recorded high one time. @rabidbabyduck.bsky.social is allllllwayyyyys high when we record

I’m laughing out loud at our hot mic/cold open for the Willy’s wonderland ep, and it’s making this 9th circle of hell process a little more tolerable

Y’all I’m so out of the loop on Taylor swift and swifties, I honestly didn’t see the bracelets as a troll… I thought they were sharing kandi

Why have we not nicknamed it Boomin’ Field yet

Me: I don’t need a fuckin man Also me: *pays $200 for some fuckin men to haul two refrigerators out of my garage* Worth it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kesha doesn’t get enough credit for her vocal talent

I did a debate speech on this my senior year and got a C

Last pic before I make myself be productive… I got home late Saturday night and took my hat off, set it on this little guy and forgot all about it until I was headed out the door this morning and he greeted me like this when I went to grab my purse 😂

Nothing like getting to work and finding out one of your long-time training students was laid to rest at the emergency vet over the weekend 😔

$100 bills are gonna make me snap

I put her dinner in another enrichment feeder and she just scratched at it and brought me one of these… So I switched it over, because what Rylee wants, Rylee gets. Worst. Trainer. Ever. …or I guess, maybe she’s the BEST trainer ever? 

The NFL could make a lot more money on their Sunday Ticket packages if they did the McDonald’s thing and had tiny packages available for cheaper. One team, follow every game, $100/year. I think WAY more people would buy it…enough to make up for the “loss” of difference from Sunday ticket

This took me out ☠️ 😭

I love the great gazoo helmets, they make me so happy

TIL I have Walker on my FF team

Might be time to go home and be a family man

Butker is crazy. He won’t even go a little left.

Sometimes I’ll be sitting here minding my business, watching the game, and all of a sudden my shoes are in my lap. . I know how they got there but I don’t remember her bringing them to me

This is where not finishing drives in the end zone makes the game stressful

My god 🙄

Is cooper Kupp hurt?

The kid gave her old crocs to our Doberman because she just likes to carry them around, so I just made one into an enrichment feeder 😂 She is having so much fun with it, and I feel like a genius

Dad?

Should be up 24-0

My overgrown nails and my speak to text nonsense is making me look like an imbecile in text rn

I am not comfortable at ALL with this score

Fucking Christ

The Seahawks are allergic to scoring touchdowns in the redzone.

lol football is drrty

Rylee was a gem ALL DAY…until Seahawks kickoff. Yall I need strength

Did he just say he was a rustler (I know what he said)

Can Cris Collinsworth get nodes or something and be sidelined

I ate too many air fried pierogies. Ima pop

HEY BUTKER MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET IN THE KITCHEN AND GET SOME SQUATS IN

Sigh