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Thinking is hard. That sounds condescending, but I’m not trying to be. Thinking is facilitated by learning. Learning and thinking are not the same but are closely intertwined. Learning is a consequence of thinking, so I think it’s important to take into consideration ...

ok, this is a weird random question, so don't judge me.. if you have nipple rings in does it ever get cold enough where the actual rings get cold and if so, does that make your nipples cold/hard?

As a former offensive lineman, the cool/quirky guy in the OL room would always get 69 as his number. In 10 years, will that be 67? Random musing brought to you by: My pharmacy is out of adderall.

"DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE HIS ASS"

i love cheesesteaks down bad.. i could eat different iterations of cheesesteaks all day every day if i didn't have to worry about that much meat making me sick, lmao

cheesesteak anything (actual cheesesteaks, cheesesteak fries, cheesesteak eggrolls, cheesesteak pasta) lasagna burrito bowls .. perfectly ripe and cold watermelon tastes like heaven to me

My little cousin got me for money twice, knowing full on well that i absolutely did not have it and i'm quelling the urge to find her and beat her the fuck up.

my daughter will wait until she is at the register to then text me and ask to send her money.. and then rush me? Little girl, this is NOT an emergency on my part. calm yourself

There are too many dumb adults teaching children.

Happy Birthday pretty baby @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app

I learned that this contains sodium borate, which is the activator in slime.. you can add some of this to glue and finally have a real life use for it that doesn't make you ashier in the process

I thought this was a handful of uvulas

I have a wet mouth.. I'm so sorry.

of course not

One of the deepest truths the fellas will never admit is that the hate for gold diggers and groupies is actually jealousy.

My time to shine

Jay- z picked Jay-z to cap off his celebration of reasonable doubt’s 30th anniversary?

I made some boneless koolaid

Omg😂😂😂

they're doing a livestreaming concert to honor the 30th anniversary of Rent on Broadway.. and they're charging 30 bucks to watch the stream.

When I look good, I feel good… ain’t no having a bad day

never

i'm talking to my friends in the gc and one of them was all "ewww.. you like getting your hair pulled .. I hate that shit".. so we were like "wait why??" and she says "I am TENDER HEADED"... i never made the connection

wait, so tender headed girlies.. y'all don't like getting your hair pulled during sex?

This popped up in my fb memories from when the girl was in first grade. She has consistently been exactly who she is. ( look at the bottom)

i want a baked potato, but with like.. some steak and cheese in it

this really just made me google "can Nicki Minaj read?".. not that this seems to be a requirement for the job, but it made me curious

someone hit me up on ig saying they saw a pic of someone who looked like me with their titties out.. i had to tell them "well.. i don't have twitter any more, but that very well may have been me, cuz i did use to have them thangs out on there

idk.. whenever you feel compelled to be snarky about how the kids can't read or talk about how stupid these kids are, maybe redirect that energy into helping them bridge that gap. If you are unable to,maybe that's more of a reflection that the gap really isn't as big as you think it is

Many people tend to do this thing where they gauge their own intelligence and sometimes worth off the comparitive ingorance of others. (videos making people read in public or the math problems people post for "fun"). I hate the way this line of thinking often extends to children.

ok.

how are we ALL out here living the same life? I'm gonna start going in the Dicks to shake shit up

I was outside with my lil friends doing paint n sip and karaoke last night on a work night.. idk wtf i was thinking, but a time was had

Happy monday or whatever. Im tired

My son likes to put things on the high shelf so i can’t reach them, so occasionally i randomly pick him up, and carry him over to the couch while telling him how tiny and petite he is.. #Balance

Your mother your mother your mother was a beautiful movie. I enjoyed what it said about faith, and love.. also, the way they used color in the film was :: chef’s kiss::

He’s dressed exactly how i’d expect a biracial named Aubrey to be around this time of year . He just needs his PSL and an oversized scarf or hat

He goes by Didi , he keeps referring to the orange one in the back as Gogo..and apparently they are waiting for Godot..

The Moon looks great tonight

Saw this man walk into the store. He’s shaped like he gotta shit

cane's chicken tenders taste like you're imagining what a chicken tender should taste like, but you can't quite put your finger on it.