Gerald Goodridge

My children’s ability to wake me up 5 min before my alarm should be studied.

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

It’s wild how the child who keeps waking themselves up coughing sleeps like the dead the minute they get into your bed.

Palpatine big naturals

Our 5-6 year old NFL Flag football league only has 10 kids, so they play the same team every week. My middle child is confused why the Giants (his team) is playing a team other than the Saints. I had to explain that there are 30 other teams in the NFL. We’re a college football family.

The character in question.

The Vikings should have a fullback pick Kyler up and throw him over the line of scrimmage instead of pushing him

GJ Kinne come on down!!!!!

Who was that to? Why did he throw that? Weird spot to arm punt with a few downs left.

I need him gone. Clean out his office. Leave his shit on the curb. Back the Brinks truck up to Bob Chesney’s doorstep.

The number of times that a Texas offensive lineman has flinched because of movement is inexcusable. Kyle Flood is stealing money at this point.

It’s insane that they had to pull Arch on that play. Idk if they convert but a hell of a spot for it to happen.

For the second week in a row, an offensive lineman tried to pick up a fumble instead of falling on it. Going to be really honest, I need Flood gone.

Yeah man. You gotta go. Sorry.

Did anyone else catch Fowler just nope out on saying Kosi Okpala?

A conversation with my college roommate.

Watch the first drive. If they score, you can stay. If they do something dumb, you gotta go.

Second holding on the tight ends.

I was against the public firing squad a few weeks ago, but I’m really reconsidering my position.

Watching the fifth year of Jeff Banks' special teams committing back-breaking mistakes for Texas makes me think of the absolute gem from @edsbs.bsky.social

If Jeff Banks comes back next year, I will lose my mind. They were off the field. And now they’re on the verge.

Old School Big 12 stuff right here.

In all of the ridiculousness, I forgot Johntay Cook was at Ole Miss.

love this sport so, so much y’all

“I’ve released goofy gas all over the Bounce House. You can’t stop me Batman!”

BYU. UCF.

What an insane series of plays for South Carolina.

What a game for Sellers and Stewart to return to form. Insanity.

South Carolina. When Sellers is good, he’s so freaking good. He’s just not at that level often enough.

PJ completed the set!

His name is on the field. He’s the chairman of the board of regents. He’s Lubbock Jerry Jones.

Michigan/Indiana overtime

ET for the matinee. Tron for the early evening. Nightcap, An Officer and a Gentleman (RIP Lou Gossett, Jr., one of the best to ever do it)

Real conversation with my 9-year-old flag football team. “Coach. We should run a flea flicker. We need some trick plays.” Buddy. Our first three offensive plays of the game were an interception, a tackle for loss, and an interception. Let’s just get the basic stuff down.

It’s a touchdown but it’s the least touchdown that a touchdown has ever been in the history of touchdowns

His brain would break at the idea that his wife has been conditioned since childhood and therefore his entire marriage is a coercive endeavor. She’s been told since childhood that it was her duty to be “submissive,” while ignoring the portions of scripture that tell husbands to be worth a damn.

If I wasn’t already planning on voting this way, having to fill up my gas tank the night before I go to early vote would have been a radicalizing moment.

John Cena on May 1, 2011

My elementary son’s choir teacher has on SHINY silver pants. It’s exactly the energy I want from an elementary school choir teacher.

We’re slandering the founding fathers today? Bet. I’d dog walk James Madison if we ran the fade. He was worried the climate in Williamsburg would make him sick. Weak constitution having ass.

The French really show us how soft we are every time an uprising is needed. We should really be lighting stuff on fire about the current state of the DoJ.

Greg Abbott is a trash human being and promotes sectarian and racial violence. He’s the epitome of everything I hate about the current right wing. No policy. No values. Just hate and regression. He’s a pox on the great state of Texas and I’m so excited to cast my vote for his opposition.

CBS reporting this??? Like. Bari Weiss CBS?