Silas

Silas

@quaker47.bsky.social

hey guys i'm a guy im over here having a good time on the internet LISTEN TO MY THOUGHTS (he/they)

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doctor: hey doctor that really hates crabs, what do we call this new condition where people get lice on their pubes doctor that really hates crabs: crabs

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gonna start LARPing as a canadian. gonna start saying aboot instead of about and start saying zed instead of Z. @justintrudeau please annex Minnesota.

when i was a kid i thought you had to hold the nintendo 64 controller like this and my thumb would hurt so god damn much after an epic donkey kong 64 sesh with my cousin

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ICE agent outside my door: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED WHITEOID! YOU WILL PLAY SF2 🤬 Me: AW HELL NAH! THAT SHIT IS THE COLESLAW OF FIGHTING GAMES! ICE agent: NO parries. NO roman cancels. NO sauce! 😈 Me: Is it at least Turbo? 😢 ICE agent: FUCK NO! 🗣 Me: NOOOOOO WAAAAAAAHHHHH 😭

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Nintendo promised me they prooooomiseed that they would put my precious kongs in donkey Kong bananza and guess which characters didn’t make the cut… ooOOOOhhhHhHhh but void kong DID? whatever

honestly if you respond to anyone's genuine question with any kind of anger, you also go to hell

Silas@quaker47.bsky.social

if you ever say "hope this helps!" passive agressively you instantly reserve a ticket in the second to bottom layer of hell