Quark Bee

Brazilian women, gays, and black people saving the fucking world.

Would you really give up snorting asbestos to eradicate ebola?

I cordially invite everyone involved in green lighting this documentary to take a long walk off a short pier above a raw sewage outfall in the North Sea. Without a snorkel.

Today, on the occasion of Spain's "day of hispanicity" (?) I feel compelled to state that am a huge fan of the Christopher Columbus monument in Barcelona because he's pointing east like a dipshit and there's always a pigeon shitting on his stupid head. Happy puente, everyone, and fuck Columbus.

Trans voice actresses of color (Black, Asian/Pacific Islander, Indigenous, Latina, SWANA), I wanna know how many of y’all are on BlueSky! If any of you know any BIPOC trans actresses, feel free to share recommendations as well!🏳️‍⚧️✨

Ruin a book by adding a word. IT Support

I'm gonna change my name to Alfredo so I can go by Al and tell rich dipshits that I'm the future and they can either accept that and give me their money, or get left behind.

As a speaker of British English I would have chosen the term "rubbish" over "garbage" but other than that I have no notes on this eloquent statement.

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A HAUNTED TOE THAT FELL OFF A WHITE DUDE'S DIABETIC FOOT

the German for "bra" is "BH" which is short for "Büstenhalter" ("bust holder") if you're 100 years old, or "Busenhalter" ("boob holder") if you're not also the German for "nipple" is "Brustwarze" which literally means "breast wart" you're welcome

when ai leaves u behind

The more I learn about Silicon Valley the more I find myself rooting for the San Andreas Fault.

On this day in 1714, Barcelona fell to the Bourbons after 14 months of brutal siege, betrayed by the dastardly British. On this day in 1973, the USA supported a military coup in Chile that killed Salvador Allende, its democratically elected leader, installing a brutal dictatorship.

On today's sombre day for Norway you should know that the King they're mourning, to them, shall forever be known as "Kong Harald" and I think that is beautiful.

Downgrade a movie: Gums

Glasgow showing us how it's done.

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

Regular reminder that the literal United Nations Headquarters are located in New York City.

Dolly Parton's kindness and humanity sparkled brighter than her million rhinestones.

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty AI Firm: the tap water in your glass is now a sludgy brown and it's also flammable - swallow it or be left behind by the Future, you pathetic worm

Listen. My explosive diarrhoea is from 💯 certified organic cryptosporidium only. I don't want my pathogens to be doused in pesticides and chemical fertilizers.

An elasmobranch goes foraging.

How long until Sir Keir takes on a lucrative role as human rights advisor to the Saudi-funded Kushner-Blair Board of Peace?

So long, Ripper 💔

ink splotches all over my hands quill issue

Just went to the pharmacy to pick up my Salbutamol inhaler and do you know what I had to pay for the thing? FORTY NINE EUROPEAN CENTS. The consultation with the doctor who prescribed it for me cost nothing. I GLADLY pay taxes to support public healthcare and will defend it until my dying breath.

Brandon, Brenda, Kelly, Dylan, Donna and Steve

"I asked ChatGPT" yeah well I asked your mum

looking at the UK local election results lowkey has me rooting for the hantavirus

Top 15 tv shows ever, gut instinct only: Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Good Place Derry Girls Fawlty Towers Die Sendung mit der Maus Pan Tau Sesame Street Star Trek Voyager Star Trek DS 9 Don't trust the B in Apt 23 The Pitt The Golden Girls ALF Chernobyl Coronation Street

The sudden sensation that you've been in this same sticky situation before: The French call it déjà glue.

Godspeed Artemis 2

fuckety bye, Sora may your demise bankrupt the right dipshits may wildflowers and gloriously weird human made art thrive in your place

@olivia.science how does one respond constructively, without expletives, to someone simulating humans in ChatGPT to "develop better policy options for justice and sustainability"? (Janne M. Korhonen in case he blocks me. Wouldn't even blame him, my responses seem unhinged. Men like him trigger me.)

What is happening? So many accounts are getting axed for no good reason. Bring back Link, bring back Sarah.

after careful consideration and deep reflection I have come to the nuanced opinion that ChatGPT sucks donkey butt

Hard disagree. Children and adults can and do enjoy a lot of the same things. What we *do* need to get better about casting off, though, is stuff that upon reflection is actually pure shit. Like stories where a girl gets ridiculed for wanting to abolish slavery and the hero ends up being chief cop

bring back Jessie Gender you dipshits

PSA from Spain: Keep your power banks charged, people. And keep some drinking water around. An analog radio *with charged batteries* won't hurt, either.

As a bone fide biologist, let me say that the UK High Court has just demonstrated that it doesn't know *fuck* about human biology. Or what the word "biological" even means. Also, I kinda wish I *weren't* a biologist, because if I was a rocket scientist, I could fire JK Rowling into the fucking sun

Fighting off Alishabots like Buffy fighting off the Knights of Byzantium from inside that clapped out old Winnebago in Season 5