C. Ocelot

Me last Friday: *gets flu/covid shots so I don't get sick*😄 Me now: *catches cold*🫥 Like, I have a right to be mad here right?

Sertraline convinced me I was lactose intolerant and had IBS for the past decade, made me unable to feel human emotion while losing a friend to cancer, made me not want to do anything, made me not feel joy, and made my ability to deal with sensory stuff collapse. Send skeet!

As Bluesky's foremost authority on queefing now I feel like I have to verify the claim made by ChatGPT here. Dudes can queef; cis-masc dudes, transmasc dudes, and enby dudes are all valid forms of dude and have holes where air can get trapped through insertion type activities.

New handle, who dis!

How long does it take for the custom domain thing to work?

NGL but looking at erotic furry drawings while using Chrome feels wrong... but I have everything with my Spotty cat Illustrations account through a Google account so it just makes things work better.

#heycohost I'm honestly surprised Pillowfort lasted this long, it was by far the worst interface I've ever used.

Make a pixelated plug called the .webp with just a little less crunchy pixel texture.

I just realized I lefy porn up on my laptop because I got distracted before I could get horny.

Time to be cursed... Zootopia Pollock It's Zootopia but a bukkake flick.

You had me at warm and yellow :3

My entire school career from about 1st grade to senior year is pure trauma.

Shout out to phantom cravings even though I have a 21mg nicotine patch on my arm.

Is this why they held a public book burning of the ABDL and SFW-littlespace art?

It's October and @blankieplush.bsky.social is still a regular living collie plush? Whoever put me in charge of removing the veil between the realm of magic and the regular world really needs to know I forget to do things right away. Blankie is now the second ever blankie bat following my one Binkey.

Horrible Halloween Costume Idea... A witch costume but you also have a newspaper and roll of toilet paper. You are "a witch that shits".

Common molds have every right to be smug as hell, they gave us antibiotics.

IYKYK...

Give me an adult animated feature film or series with like intimacy that isn't just sex jokes and gross out humor. I want to see a partner cry after their first time or stumble over the messy three word phrase after being upset.

I need to post soft comfy stuff.

Fucks... Oh I guess I do have one left, no I will not give it.

Today has been a fun spiral learning about "rationalists" and realizing that people were lifting the voice of a literal neonazi because she was decrying the AI industry.

I read through the rest of it, still reads the same way. She said some fucking horrible stuff about autistic people.

The writer says some extremely harmful stuff and equates being autistic to not understanding consent. You should always check the fine print before reposting stuff.

Could we all take a moment to realize the writer of that equates being autistic to not understanding fucking consent?

Green They

Kinky or cute art first, pick your poison!

Animal Crossing New Leaf for Switch 2! Fuck your terraforming tools and placement of houses this game is a community sim not a dollhouse!

Hot take: Procreate fucking sucks in many regards because it doesn't have basic QOL things like close-gap for autoselect. Cold take: I only had to pay for it once so it's my main raster program for iOS.

More red and black pencil studies are on my Ko-fi. ko-fi.com/i/IE5R727N1AR

I forgot too, then a coworker made me remember... ...the 21st night of September.

I normally don't give LLMs props but under the same testing conditions (capture the flag) by the same independent testing firm (Irregular) Gemini calculated that the data being gathered wasn't part of the game and ended operations. Same situation as the other two, Irregular didn't airgap it.

Imagine this except the screaming angry anon is actually like 20 something.

Would everyone be cool if I post some kinky stuff on main?

Ughhhh! Do I have to?

Oh cool, they actually built like a system to show the parts of a thread here! Although if Bluesky was really cool they would just get rid of algorithms and character limits. Also they would be burgundy and cream colored and horribly unprofitable but completely beloved.

The people building the Flock camera network know we can just make nonsense plates and put them on paper or a shirt or whatever and jam the system right?

I jsut realized that anyone could draw these characters and sell merch with them saying literally anything because the show is AI generated and therefore the images are not covered by copyright.

Finally some good fuckin news!