Winter Queen Cinnamon 🏳️‍⚧️

My favourite 2024 meme is right wing fucksticks getting wet in public

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Trans girl gamer keyboard. Proven to improve your Ultra kill score by 150%

An experiment in 300 charater (or less) game reviews that I might make a thing.

Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League The game opens strongly, you'll forgive me for leaving the misigivings I harboured at the door for an excuse to embody Harley. Sadly that strong opening has no follow up. Repetive dull encounter design and forgettable setting cannot be saved by big characters

Overwatch 2 gave us Junker Queen in the same way the mandalorian gave us Cara Dune. Strong physically attractive femme character irreparably linked to an irredeemable trash fire

Fixed it for you.

Yes I know pen no go in ear but it itchy and me need to scratchy it now >:(

Currently listening 🎵 Been awhile since I listened to this song and track how much it utterly fucks. Also lasts longer then a lot of cismen do in bed

As if we needed any further proof that Sunak is a horrific piece of shit

I incest it's just a pun officer.

@tiqalicious.bsky.social I hope you enjoy seeing this btw

Your exes from pretransition are actually creeps because they dated a prepubescent girl.

What a weird fucking skeet to skeet on this platform of skeets for skeeters where we skeet and call them skeets.

Now bsky is open to the public I've realised that people that know me might see a screenshot of one of my more cursed moments and be ever so slightly more disappointed in me.

we call them skeets because the ceo once asked us very politely not to, simple as

As if we needed any further proof that Sunak is a horrific piece of shit

I can't believe the bluesky team would sabotage vital latesky discourse by using the servers to test ways of getting around the apple vision porn block :(

Tried to help out someone I supervise by letting them know they were getting noticed for the wrong reasons. Basically slacking too much. Instead of owning or accepting it he fucking got ultra defensive, confrontational and even went to my manager (who was one of the ones noticing the slacking)

The only good thing about working in the office is the Honey oat latte I get on the way in.

In a sultry voice: "Let me slip into something more... comfortable" Takes off the big over ear headphones and puts on the in ear buds.

If polyamory is so radical and new then what tf was this

I have no fucking idea how I feel about this album. In a good way. Maybe.

Hot take - I stole your volcano lair. Please don't @ me

To be fair if you spell it Susannah it's not my fault I find you hard to trust.

If I ask you what your favourite game is and you say either Witcher 3 or Red Dead Redemption 2 I am almost certainly going to make you regret engaging with me.

Past tense 'Sisyphit' ("last night my femboi had a Sisyphit because I kept edging them") More generally 'Bussyphus' ("what the hell is with all this bussyphus?")

Then one time, in bland camp, I stuck a white middle class take in literally every discussion in my vicinity.

Bleep, bloop you want to poop, I said bleep blit take a shit.

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Deck your balls with barrels of hormones falalala la lala laa Exist with pride while the right wing moans falalalaaa lala la lala Support all trans guys. They'll here our cries. Falala lalala la la la Let's all live with our strong trans pride. Falala laaaa la la la laaaaa

Stupid computer. They do not make keyboard for the size of my claws. Stupid customer, 1000 year ago I would eat them.

ive been called cringe for a decade and now im the worlds greatest author. cringe is what the folks drowning in irony call the sincerity they lost long ago and secretly wish they could reclaim but will never admit it to themselves

Wooo Alan Wake 2 let's fuckin goo

De-pluralize a movie title Jame and the giant peach

Kitty stole my shork >:(

Gay is a gas because it will fill any container/butt/genital you put it in.

Sucking a dick then throwing it to a school of ravenous piranhas.

You've heard of bedknobs and broom sticks, but may I introduce bedhead and boomsticks!

Go ahead punk, cum my day.

Little known fact, going on E causes your penis to gradually turn into tuna.