QuipperWill

Add “Between My Legs” to a movie title. Die Hard Between My Legs

Distance in the UK is METRES!!!! Not meters. We are not America (yet)!

Said it before and I'll say it again until I'm blue in the face, this is the only choice you cowards.

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

They are going to go fucking mental when they find out that Wagner isn't British.

Stop using X. It's that simple.

Odeon Cinema, Bromley 1936 George Coles buff.ly/HmCqBKL

TRB DUO COMING TO BRUM: Tom Robinson plays MAC Birmingham with lead guitarist Adam Phillips. Expect Motorway, Up Against The Wall, Too Good To Be True and The Winter of '79 - plus 80s hits like War Baby & Listen To The Radio. Starts 8pm w/short set from guest Joel Bailey. See tomrobinson.com/mac

Day 16 of Foxtober: Birdwatching Well, birds are certainly watching and he is watching back. [ #Artsky #TraditionalArt #ArtistsOnBluesky #Art #Foxtober2026 ]

#Poetry #Painting #Autumn For its Libraries we need for the welfare of the whole, For every Library that dies, starves a town of it's Soul. - Kevin Hulme 🎨 Rachel Victoria Hillis

I took my own advice and listened again to Miles Jupp on Room 101, and two things sprung to mind: 1. I haven't laughed this hard for a few weeks - genuine tears of laughter, and 2. I give out damn good advice.

I find it difficult to understand how anyone would think it was a good idea to prosecute this poor man. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm guessing Joe was getting bored with the whole thing by now and was looking for a way out. The edited highlights make the show quite dynamic but I would imagine in reality it must be very boring over the 2 or 3 weeks they film. #CelebrityTraitors

Spending a day at my local cinema today: A Fistful Of Dollars For Tax Purposes An Inspector Call For Tax Purposes You Can't Take It With You For Tax Purposes Two Way Stretch For Tax Purposes

Beck - Ride Lonesome with the Sydney Symphony Orchestra. #SongOfTheDay #Music #MusicSky youtube.com/watch?v=F-ND...

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: Kill Bill For Tax Purposes

And in the upcoming ITV drama he will be played by Toby Jones.

BBC One O'Clock News doing its absolute best to push the Reform Party revelations as far down the agenda as they can get away with.

#ASongOrMovieForBeingGrumpy Absofukenlutely Look Back In Anger

Can a TV channel be more unimaginative?

#ASongOrMovieForBeingGrumpy This Frown Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us

#ASongOrMovieForBigSizes Don't Cry For Me Largentina

I miss the days when goalies would bounce the ball a couple of times and then boot it high into the opposition half.

Now I understand how you can land at Dover and walk to Nottingham in time for tea.

Feeling a bit down in the dumps? Take this prescription from Dr. Quipperwill to your nearest BBC Sounds and listen to Miles Jupp on Room 101 (Radio 4). The only side effects will be sore sides, wet eyes, and an irresistible urge to go back to the beginning and listen again. No harm will come of you.

How long will it be before some disrespectful "wit" puts a traffic cone on his head?

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. We Dive At Dawn Of The Dead

age yourself with a childhood crush

Haw! Daleks! Yous are gettin the malky so yees ur.

Tim Curry on BBC4 just now looking more like Freddie Mercury than Freddie Mercury.

Imagine if the energy companies didn't raise prices and simply accepted a slightly lower profit this coming Quarter. Yeah, I know. I'm fkn stupid.

It begins. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

"Sorry m'Lord, I have no defence"

I'm surprised to hear Britannia Shield being spoken of in such exalted terms today. I was at school with her and recall that her exam results were the worst in the school's history. Teachers used to complain that no matter how hard they tried to educate her, nothing ever got through. #CPC26

We have a new icon - MP Miatta Fahnbulleh

2 sandwiches walk into a bar. "Rum and coke, pint of lager, packet of nuts, and packet of pork scratchings please barman" Barman: "We don't serve sandwiches in here"

Was out for long walk in the afternoon sunshine today and was passed by a gorgeous DeLorean. Took me back to the good old days.

If I want this shit I'll stand in a lift.

So glad my wife bought tickets to see him in Glasgow in July. Fantastic show enjoyed by a raucous crowd including two old farts who really don't know any better. Thanks Frank. Don't leave it too long please.

Polly Jean should be feted much more than she is. A musical titan.

After a lengthy investigation, we have concluded that the suspects may have been sucking diesel.

Bloody refugees! Coming over here and setting up much-loved British institutions. I won't buy my balaclavas anywhere else.

The Secombe clan, plus young Andy Burnham, gather together for a sing-song round the old joanna

Never liked Muse. Follow me for more good music taste takes, hep cats.

On hearing the incessant adverts for This City Is Ours on BBC radio why do I keep thinking that John Bishop is doing a really bad impression of himself?

No opinions today. Closed for stocktaking.

You'll spend about two minutes reading this excellent thread and the rest of the day thinking about it.