If you think a test for dementia is an IQ test, you have dementia.
If you don't realize you have been given a test for dementia because your physician suspects you have dementia, you have dementia.
If you think being able to tell a giraffe from a whale makes you a genius . . . you have dementia.
"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate
IMPOSSIBLE.
He's been a perpetual, non-stop source of embarrassment to all decent humans since he first rode down that escalator to declare all Mexicans criminals, drug dealers & rapists.
He's the worst thing to happen to our country, EVER.
I’m not sure how to convey this succinctly to legacy media who continues to go to Manchin for his opinion. But let me try:
No one, and I mean no one, gives a fuck what Joe Manchin thinks about anything.
I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security.
Will you join me?🤚
He sends love & heaps praise on his buddies in N. Korea, Russia, Saudi Arabia & China, then declares a trade war on our lifelong friends & neighbors, Canada. 🇨🇦
Up is Down & Down is Up in the Bizarro MAGAverse! 🤪
#MakeItMakeSenseshorturl.at/FO8Nn
A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post:
I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.
Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏
Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫
No. Trump is the first president to lose an election & refuse to accept the loss. He’s the first president to try to overthrow an election. He’s the first president to singlehandedly fuck up the economy bcuz of his illegal tariffs & his illegal war. He’s the first president who’s likely a pedophile.
The SpaceX IPO is proof that capitalism is a rancid sham. That a public offering by a corporation knowns for its exploding failures, helmed by a despicable dork who has ruined other companies (Tesla and Twitter) and constantly loses money, would generate the most investment ever is appalling.
New data reveals that New World Screwworm, a severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot, is spreading throughout Texas.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
I'm posting this video every day so we NEVER forget what insurrectionist Donald Trump did on J6
Instead of accepting defeat and honoring the peaceful transfer of power, Trump unleashed a deadly mob on the U.S. Capitol in a last-ditch attempt to stay in power
THIS is what an insurrection looks like
USA...stop doing stupid shit, like voting for reality tv stars to run our govt.
LA voters...Spencer Pratt, a former MTV reality tv star, is backed by MTV network, which is owned by the Ellison family. You know, CBS, Paramount. If you vote for him, you're voting for fascism.
"I support impeachment, full stop, of the president and his cabinet. It's the reason why I'm running. ... [Removing Donald Trump] is the first thing we have to do before we can even think about getting to the other things, because he stands in the way, and he's making everything worse."
Dozey Don went to the trouble of actually creating a chart to compare the length of the Reflecting Pool to the height of 3 various skyscrapers, for some reason known only to him.
Towering over ALL of them is, of course, the #EPSTEIN_Files.
#TheMidtermsCantComeSoonEnough
OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.
THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces.
You will be missed.
🙏
#EndOfAnEra
I'm trying desperately to 86 my hysterical laughter at this incredibly imbecilic indictment, Todd Blanche, and the Justice Department, but I fear I won't be able to.
JUST IN: Indicitment reveals charges against Comey over "86 47" Instagram post:
-Threat to kill or injure Trump
-Transmission of threat via interstate commerce (social media)
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Elizabeth Williamson once wrote about me, and I can attest she's a skilled, thorough, and honest reporter. If you're in the public eye, you should expect journalists to write about you—especially if you hold public office.
Kash Patel is pure garbage, even when he's sober.
FBI began investigating @nytimes.com reporter Elizabeth Williamson after she wrote about Patel using bureau personnel to provide his girlfriend with security and transportation. DOJ officials were concerned it was retaliation and found no legal basis to proceed. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/u...
I've seen a lot of references online to a "J. Edgar Boozer" and although I'm not saying anyone in particular deserves that appellation, I do think it would be the perfect name for someone serving as head of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication, if there were such a thing, which I'm not saying there is
Iran now controls a Strait that was fully open before Trump started this. American lives are lost, more than 300 injured, sanctions lifted, gas almost $5, damage to US bases...
Now, Trump is getting us into a joint venture that puts Iran in an even better position than before.
Regardless of whether it’s all talk, when the leader of our country expresses plainly genocidal intent, everyone has to do something.
For citizens of all political stripes, it means rejecting this madness. For Congress, it means taking action to rein him in. Now.
The Winter Olympics start today, and we will feel pride and honor for our country.
But when we see our criminal, delusional President, we feel none of those things.
I’ve faced off with him before, and now I’m ready to take him on in Congress.
I just checked—it turns out that Art. II, Sec. 1 of the Constitution of the United States does *not* say "The executive Power shall be vested in a bunch of sociopaths who think they can do whatever the fuck they want and make shit up as they go along."
NEVER FORGET!!!!
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.
Congratulations to all the runners today at the Chicago Marathon!
I hope you’re taking a moment after crossing the finish line and enjoying all that the best big city in the nation has to offer.