raaaaaaaaaandy

In one of my dynasty leagues I'm about to go 3-2, 1st in both PF and PA. Weekly finishes in PF are 2nd, 1st, 1st, 9th, 1st. Only way I win apparently is by beating everyone.

Lol at giving Josh Allen 4 seconds. Amateurs.

Giving Josh Allen that much room to run is a choice.

Okay that bud light commercial with the Bills fan sizing up the folding table is fucking funny. Well played

Ball don't lie and whatnot

Holy shit Cam Little. Sooooo close

It's 2026. Can Lexus finally release a vehicle with a working turn signal?

:(

Huge thanks to all who shared their stories to make this series what it was @mikeonkeys.bsky.social @tamethestallion.bsky.social @azzynight.bsky.social @travissouders.bsky.social @raaaaaaaaandy82.bsky.social I love your stories and appreciate you sharing them with me and the rest of the world

When you have the utmost empathy for your league mates following the Bowers injury update

Fucking brutal. Everything sucks. If karma exists, it’s passed out in a ditch somewhere and has been for a long time RIP to another legend ❤️😭

Tim Curry now!? Fucking hell.

It's super awesome that since the update the Sleeper app crashes 3 or 4 times when I try to open it before it stays open

Decent place to do a draft imo

going outside feels like this lately

Last Friday Night

I got completely offline for 6 days and it felt like I need more than that

Well I certainly hope that everyone who asked when I told them Rodri would win the golden ball took that bet

Fucking brilliant by Nico Williams there. Beauty goal

That should've counted

Performing my final protest of the hydration break with a dehydration break* *Drinking a beer

Me when the half time show starts: this is gonna be stupid, I'm not gonna watch it Me from the moment Ronaldo and Ronaldinho showed up:

That was a thoroughly entertaining game but probably the best example of how the 3rd place game should not count towards Golden Boot totals. Complete fuckery.

Sometimes I wish there were greeting cards that instead of “get better soon” said “be better soon”

Oh England

Trent Reznor watches The Matrix and decides that whole jumping between buildings looks cool. He takes a running start but doesn't get enough speed, smacks into the side of the building and plummets to his death, having fallen just under a foot short of making it. Nine Inch Fails.

Didn't catch a lot of the game as I was working but every bit I saw was Spain executing a gameplan to control the ball and frustrate France to perfection. France clearly didn't have it today but Spain deserves a lot of credit there

I would do better at his than he would do at mine so that counts for something. But it would be pretty bad.

The 4th semi-annual Vancouver Live Scott Fish Bowl draft is in the books. #SFB16 Raised $4,250 for the Greater Vancouver Food Bank. Made some new friends. Great day. Let’s do it again next year.

ONE WEEK AWAY!!!! SFB16 LIVE ORLANDO!!!! July 18, 1PM. Rockpit Brewery. If you're in the area stop by. #SFB16 @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social

If you live in Vancouver and want to draft a fantasy football team today, we have a last-minute opening for our #SFB16 draft at Noon. Hit me up if you’d like to participate.

Sadly just had to opt out of #SFB16 cause I was in a live draft tomorrow that I can't attend due to an unforseen medical thing (not life threatening, no need to worry about me). Good luck to all, will be living vicariously through y'all throughout the season

Kinda looked like Belgium was gonna go away quietly for a bit there but that is definitely not the case

4 previous champions all playing 4 would be first time champs. Super interesting QF. I've got the previous champs in all 4 with the best chance of pulling an upset being Morocco

Argentina with back to back batshit insane games. So entertaining

The USMNT had garnered a lot of excitement up until tonight. But this is a reminder that there are levels in football. US has not yet caught up to even the 2nd tier of UEFA sides. Much work to do at the youth levels. Developing the MLS academies needs to be priority #1. Pay to play does not work.

Sure, ignore the fact that this was the first time the US faced competition that not only wasn't inferior, but was vastly superior to them. Trump is a fuck ass and shouldn't have done what he did but this isn't on him. They lost to a better team and were probably going to no matter what.

Lmao dude tripped himself. Good effort tho

US is a little lucky to be only down by 1 going into the half. Belgium looks really damn good

Yeah that wasn't a foul. Great free kick though

I was concerned how the US would fare against an actual world class team. The answer so far is not good. Gotta figure it out quick or this will be a thrashing.

Bye bitch* (derogatory) *Ronaldo obviously

I told my girl Hilary Knight I would make sure ALL the women get to go to the ESPYs. Imma take care of all travel glam wardrobe. But if any companies want to support,,, here’s another chance to Do The Right Thing 👍🏾

This game is loco

Unlucky there. Foot rolled over the ball pushing it up and making that a no question red card.

Reversing Balogun's red is a fucking joke. I'd say so better FIFA but they're corrupt as all hell so just setting a new low. Clowns.

And so ends the Paraguay chaos dream. France vs Morocco is gonna be a hell of a match

Anyone not named Mbappe or Messi gets a yellow for that