Rab Ropes 🐋

I don't have the energy to post something every time this evil regime does some fuckshit. Just know I do not support this. Pinning this and then going back to my normal shitposting.

Mr. Big, Mr. Big, they call him Mr. Big Mr. Big, Mr. Big (But not because of my size)

My little goblin Cleric spent almost an entire combat Home Aloning booby traps so we wouldn't be flanked lol. Some of the most fun I've had in a combat scenario #dnd

Drop a HORROR VILLAIN

My favorite sandwiches: Banh Mi Reuben Egg Salad Tomato Philly

Okay okay okay hold up lmao i know only a fool would look for logic in his words, but I would LOVE to hear the explanation of why Obama saying it looked like a Cheesecake Factory means he was a lousy potus 😆 🤣 😂 How do those two things relate?!

Netflix's Minimum Wage was just the kind of stupid I needed. Physical comedy gets me every time.

I made cornbread from scratch today. You can't tell me anything.

QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only)

This is fucked to say, but I'm thankful to live in a rural area right now where ICE isn't. There is a 100% chance of me being jailed or shot for intervening if I saw them assaulting people.

the Dedic assist yesterday was perfection btw. he was sprinting when he connected with the ball

8ball and MJG just keep getting better with time. Love those dudes

Add "between My legs" to a movie title To Wong Foo, thanks for everything between my legs. Julie Newmar.

TFW you realize your tired ass put the instant coffee in the french press, and the regular straight into your mug

The guy on YT that feeds his "pet" seagull from his windows makes me irrationally angry. He opens the window and the bird comes, THEN scrambles to get the food ready. The inefficiency pisses me off. Bro, chop/mix/prep that shit before you open the window.

Me and the regular group who like my posts

Fixed it for you, AP

Is there a team photo from the dressing room?

For anyone needing a decent struggle meal, this is one of my favs: Instant potatoes Chicken nugs/chopped tenders Mix veggies Gravy Top w/cheese Budget version of the Colonel's bowl

The stupid, the corrupt, and the willfully ignorant

Grateful for the three points. Hopefully, this was the tipping point for us.

My mental health isn't strong enough atm to subject myself to this horrible football. Not watching the 2nd half. I hope the lads turn it around.

We are comfortably the worst team in the league

mood

*breakdown intensifies* #nufc

Yikes. Murphy, Willock, J7, Burn, and Schar all in the starting XI. Gonna be a looooooong afternoon.

I swear, MJ better not run that 316 shit today. It's like he just watched Mighty Ducks and is tryna run the Flying V on the pitch.

I love how in television shows, anyone with a "good" idea can start a business. Like, they just happen to know someone who believes in them enough to give them the cash they need to start up lol

*Huge anxiety sigh* Well, it's matchday. Again. Howay the lads.

Has anyone caught a 3 star Minior? I've caught every one since they debuted, but no 3 star yet. #pokemongo

the orange plague 🍊: - has dementia - wears an exo/leg braces - wears depends 👶 - is a malignant narcissist - has had multiple strokes 🏌️‍♂️ - has CHF ❤️ - wears a retainer due to stimulant abuse 💊 - is receiving anti-psychotics and anti-seizure meds via iv ✋️ - can't die fast enough ☠️

my favorite scene in Freddy v Jason is flaming Jason in the cornfield. awesome visuals

QTP with a game gif you can immediately hear 🔊

I have never lived in Texas. Why am I receiving Texan political texts?

If I'm Zelenskyy, I invite Elon to see the StarShiekd limitations he denies in person. Then I'd lock his ass up in downtown Kyiv until his trial for crimes against Ukraine. Putin would either have to stop bombing or risk killing Elon. Win-win either way.

If I were suddenly rich, the changes wouldn't be perceptible to randos. I'd just help more people, get more tattoos, and smoke like Willie.

I understand his true motive for attacking Talarico (he's afraid). What I don't get is his kayfabe reason. Like, what supports "Talarico hates Texas"?

I loathe the censoring of non swear words, and the weird ass substitute language that has developed to avoid algorithm censorship. unalive seggs pdf file

FAFO 🤷‍♂️

I hate this burgeoning respect towards Villa lol. I enjoyed hating them for sob on the tyne

Lenny Williams still kicking ass in his eighties is incredible. I've seen Tower of Power in concert (one of my favs), but not w/ Lenny.

QTP with your favorite female character

proud of Wiz supporters kin for running her out

Always knew he was a fuckhead. Stone Cold's character in Longest Yard was like an Alstott impression "that's how a white man runs the ball"

Cardi B tiny desk concert was awesome. She's like 1b to Eve's 1a for my fav woman rapper.

It's Scorpio szn btw. Give us our flowers.

eminem did a song with kid rock??? honkies gonna honk i guess