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Does he have a nice ass too Donnie? Asking for Lindsey Graham.

I'm shocked... that Trump didn't spend the next 10 minutes lusting after Alstott's ass.

That tracks. He’s a Purdue guy.

And with that the Buccaneers have replaced the Bengals as being on the clock in April.

Where’s Matt Gaetz? Pedos like him usually hang with pedos like Trump.

Who?

Pretty sure alstott was an original investor in GoDaddy.

He is not well, both mentally and physically, but the physical decline is accelerating and visible.

Bummer.

Was it about his ass? Because I ain’t watching any Trump video.

Booo!

Trump's going to be checking out Mike Alstott's arse.

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bad bad hair day - glue came apart at the seams

other era, he would have been thrown out of office and held accountable. This authoritarian regime and its sycophants have dragged our country down to an absolute, unmitigated low.

A white former NFL player is MAGA???

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Fucking bastard

Ah too bad.. ..had him on my fantasy football team in ‘05… 😞

Damn I guess I used to like him. Should have known he played in Florida.

Better watch you ass, Mike. I'm sure Canks is watching it.

NOT THE FULLBACK GAWD

What did he drop while there?

yeah, that sucks. little kid me is kinda heartbroken to hear.

What is going on with Trump's hair?

Fuck that guy.

Well?? Does he have a nice ass or not?

Meh. I'd take Jim Kleinsasser over Alstott all day.

I mean, if you played MAGA/not MAGA, I feel like even your most favorite players of any sport are probably MAGA. Not knowing is bliss but finding out is not surprising.

Mike (to himself) Please don't talk about my ass. Please don't talk about my ass.

There’s a deep cut!

Shock. Another white boy right wing athlete.

Grampy is adoring another man today.

Ah fuck, really? Another Boilermaker legend up in fucking smoke.

Fuck mike alstott!

Or soiled diapers

Or, and just hear me out, do them until he di…

One of my childhood favorites. Damn it man.

In fairness, Mike Alstott being a republican is the least shocking news I’ve heard this week.

My childhood was better in 1998

trump using Ignorance as a weapon.

Seems a common theme w/ the athletes he’s been trotting out…

Ulracher has by all accounts always been a total asshole so don't think he needed CTE to get there

🤬🤬 i hope all his regrown hair falls out

The whole Urlacher family is trash. His brother tried to go Tulsa King on a Chicago suburb, fucking wanabee Mafioso but dumb as a fucking stump!

Another football player with a great ass

GFD. One of my favorite Bucs players, now dead to me. 11 fucking years of this orange shitgibbon and his brainwashed minions ruining literally everything

But what about his body?

Did Trump comment on Alstott's ass or other parts of his physique? Oogling men seems to be Trump's new hobby.

Trash ass

omg, what is with Dump's hair today? his hand probably can't go high enough to hold a mirror to see his side view! and *he* talks about other's appearances??? 😳🙄 😳

Damn Mike was one of my favorite players when he played. Always loved him. I mean why associate yourself with Trump at this point. Or ever since he’s a pedophile

Well, that’s disappointing.

Clear case of CTE

Did Trump review his ass?

Mike who? Unless u follow football closely, u probably have no idea who this guy is

WTF is going on with that ''hair'' ????

Only about 10 more klan rallies until the midterms!

Guess alstott is a dirty, nasty fucking tRumphumper that licks boot! What a sorry ass piece of shit! Fuck that guy 🖕

He looks like shit.

Betting Donnie douchebag likes his ass!!

Hmph, that’s disappointing

😄

Who?

Trump’s hair is looking like one of my Wastelanders in Fallout 76.

Shart out from Clementine Caligula.

Rick Scott the other Florida conman says hi.

I guess you're no longer in good hands with Alstott

Supporter of pedophiles and corporate criminals. Used to be big, tough guys, protected the vulnerable. Only ignorance can excuse anyone supporting this vile regime.

You know it'll be funny is that the Democrats paid each person behind him a hundred bucks just to leave in the middle of the rally.

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He doesn’t even know who that person is. It’s so embarrassing.

Were the Glazers there? They love tRump

Anymore burping today?

Dipshit.

Well... Alstott did lead with his head.

Catholic school boy… of course Alstott is conservative But supporting Trump at this juncture… is problematic

Another ex athlete I can hate.

Donny Crockett needs a bigger dead ferret on his head

And next.. Mike Alstott's physical....

Dead