fright-chael 👻

click for a surprise :)

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siri how to get bloomf to flirt with me

I can’t believe we’re losing an hour of trick or treating :(

safe consumption sites:

spider on my windshield

who up buying flower bulbs?

when did hq start calling JPL and Goddard "centers of excellence" lmao

Public NASA town hall today at 2pm Eastern. 🧪🔭 science.nasa.gov/directorates... Here are the public questions posted before the town hall:

the bloomf i sent this to shall go unnamed

who wants to put sheets on my bed? TIA

siri search “lula win post pole”

getting to the end of tomato season 🥲

it never ceases to amaze me that oven-hot aluminum foil cools down almost instantly

Lots of people surprised by Lula because they paid attention to polls instead of looking at Lula-themed thirst traps on Instagram

everyone look at the moon! 🤩

who up jacking their lantern?

@canada

bsky polls when????

When you put your hands together and interlock fingers,which fingers are on top? Right or left?

The most terrifying question to be asked as a grad student isn’t “When are you going to graduate?” it’s “Do you know where X building is?”

ok cool so there’s no news in this artemis presser. just ego stroking

Dammit, Neptune

lol I made these alien heads out of my ol’ gimp-suit pattern and went to the Grindr Halloween party last night 💫👽🪐

There haven’t been cars in Central Park for almost 10 years 😭

yippee! :D