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there are original Keith Haring murals inside Woodhull hospital in Brooklyn. I get my prep here and love seeing these guys every 3 months.

People Magazine’s sexiest man of the year makes me think of the episode of Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt.23 where Chloe becomes People’s editor just so she can get James Vanderbeek the title

Marie Antoinette talking to Madame Du Barry:

Me as a verbal bottom: what’s your voting plan?? Everyone should have one!

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if we had a working international and domestic press then I would absolutely love a well-researched and deeply sourced long form piece on how Graham Norton got William on the show

lol I made these alien heads out of my ol’ gimp-suit pattern and went to the Grindr Halloween party last night 💫👽🪐

Saw an old guy with the craziest drip today

the Producers & Editors for RHOSLC are 👏 MAKING 👏 TELEVISION

gassing up @pstly.bsky.social so he’ll show y’all his traffic cone

He can jump on my smoke or maybe he can smoke my jumper or I don't know he's just very nice to admire ok

Seen this story all day today. Every headline says "27 year old Minnesota man..." I have yet to see one with the headline that the man was Somalian. The most maligned and denigrated group in Minnesota www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/2...

For fucks sake take your Apple watch off for the nude picture.

They should make a database of everyone who gets mad at a post like this and permanently strip them of their driver’s license

I would like to be fluent in Spanish and exactly Rosalia’s accent por favor

Every Halloween season I simply must bring out the monster diner again 🎃. One of my all-time favorites I kind of want to do a sequel to this piece? Maybe like a bunch of spooky monsters in a supermarket? A bookstore? Church? Suggestions are welcome

“Have you seen the early voting numbers” I say while pouring some bourbon into my mid-day Dunkin

She said:

Season 14 of AHS:

Heated Rivalry has Dramatically Increased the Amount of Male Ass in TV and Movies. In this four hour video thesis I will….

first Obsession and now this show puts an excitingly handsome casting choice in a dynamic role that shows full bare-ass in a beautifully directed sex scene

voting is cool

what do you mean the NBA season starts today? We just won like a week ago

Gram algorithm has started showing me trampoline accident complications. What does that mean for the midterms?

You've got to admire the commitment to the bit. Have we heard from the current Orléanist pretender?

Omg time to smoke cloves and listen to dashboard confessional

lol you’ve gotta love that a conservative plant flopped their paid protestor heckling job. And that it’s a blond white guy with a doctor Seuss name is just great comedy.

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I agree. If you are a left-wing transgender witch, you do hate Donald Trump. But how many left-wing transgender witches are there? 8? 10? 52 million? Thats the real question. And how many centrist transgender witches are there? These are the questions I want answered.

Plastique Tiara do the Caleb Hearon

lol it’s crazy that the pee tape is real and that this is why it’s all happening like this

Group dynamics are hard. Group dynamics on vacation are harder. Group dynamics on a "Real Housewives of New York City" cast trip to a private island when one of the attendees was mentioned in the Epstein Files are about as hard as it gets. hellgatenyc.com/the-real-hou...

look bro, can I call you bro? bro

you’re dying in a Tesla, is it because: A) it’s on fire & the doors didn’t unlock B) it’s sinking & the doors didn’t unlock C) it’s flying & the doors didn’t unlock