Rake - The Leaf Piler

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Id take it a step further and say he's a narcissist

Rest in beauty Barry Caldwell

My advice to lower polling candidates in CA gov race: Drop out for the good of the party (which is actually true in this case, as CA could end up with a GOP governor) And pivot to the white house #CALeg

All Caesar Chavez streets/building namings are now called Dolores Huerta Thank you for your attention to this matter

Archduke Ferdinand 2026

Rest in Power

Shout out to Ahmad Al Ahmad for being a hero May your name shine bright eternally

Waymo cars are crazy now Don't let them in your town They were so sweet at first But now they drive like a drunk 17yo

One year away 🤫

We're going to find out it was RFK jr that poisoned the Tylenol in 1982

Andre the Giant has a posse Hulk Hogan ain't got shit

They call it LLM Because it's really MLM

#andor

Alrighty music heads Who has the best verse on "That's what friends are for"? It's Stevie Wonder with Elton John a close #2

Oh wow! Thanks @merriam-webster.com

Norm! RIP

Tom Petty voice: 🎵He was, an American Pope🎵

Happy St. Patrick's Day Wear green to remind everyone it's only 34 days to 4/20 ☘️☘️☘️💚💚💚💨💨💨🌞🌞🌞

I'm gonna celebrate the life of Gene Hackman by Frenching everyone I have a Connection with

Air fryer food tastes like plastic

Kinda fucked up that the Gin Blossoms still tour considering they kicked out and drove to suicide their guitarist/songwriter who wrote their only good songs on New Miserable Experience. RIP Doug Hopkins

Ronald McDonald had a McRib removed so he could suck his own 🍟

My favorite pop song with an Andrew Dice Clay sample is Unbelievable by EMF. What's yours?

It'd have been fucked up to see Biggie on ozempic

I'm not saying I'm a financial genius But I made several hundred bucks today Meanwhile the tech giants lost today lost billions

Tired: post nut clarity Wired: post nut good night sleepy

Jamiroquoi warned us It's now virtual insanity Forget your virtual reality

the only social media rule I follow is to reskeet this on my TL

Bird flu really sucks for the chicken fuckers