Mark A Ramsay

Mark A Ramsay

@ramsma.bsky.social

A kung fu hippie from Gangsta City. He's a rappin' surfer, you're the fool he pities. My posts are my own, my opinions are my own

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This is such an important Scottish tradition that in the month that we celebrate our National Bard I know he’d want you all to join me in this endeavour to #SaveTheNougat. Please let’s get the crowd-funding going to surpass their target aldomak.co.uk/pages/save-n...

aldomak.co.ukSave The NougatSave the Scottish Nougat: A Heritage Worth Preserving   The Scottish nougat, a cherished confectionery delight for over a century, is on the brink of extinction. With the recent cessation of productio...
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JD Vance said gas prices skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator throws a tantrum, and the internet had news for him – 18 favourite reactions www.thepoke.com/2026/10/27/j...

thepoke.comJD Vance said gas prices skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator throws a tantrum, and the internet had news for him – 18 favourite reactionsIf they’re handing out prizes for being the least self-aware – and Fifa probably is – then JD Vance might be in with a shout after this spectacular accidental burn on his own boss at a rally in Montan...
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Nigel Farage’s furious deflection was a real squirmfest, as Sally Nugent pressed him over an ally calling Kemi Badenoch a ‘Nigerian scammer’ www.thepoke.com/2026/10/27/n...

thepoke.comNigel Farage’s furious deflection was a real squirmfest, as Sally Nugent pressed him over an ally calling Kemi Badenoch a ‘Nigerian scammer’This is turning out to be a bad week for Reform, and for Nigel Farage in particular. On Monday, their press conference was a flop of epic proportions, they’ve dropped further down the polls, and then ...
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Barack Obama’s scorching ‘Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory’ dig at Trump’s White House was so much more delicious for how mad it made Maga www.thepoke.com/2026/10/26/b...

thepoke.comBarack Obama’s scorching ‘Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory’ dig at Trump’s White House was so much more delicious for how mad it made MagaDonald Trump must be getting worried. Just eight days from the Midterm elections, and the big boys are in town, with two of his Democratic predecessors hitting the campaign trail, and gunning for his ...

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Acyn
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EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet…

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Acyn
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OBAMA: The big trade war he's starting now is with that well-known evil empire: Canada. These are the people who gave us maple syrup and Martin Short.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Trump’s uncle invented radar 36 years after it already existed. Quite the feat. 1904: Christian Hülsmeyer demonstrated radio-wave ship detection. 1935: Robert Watson-Watt demonstrated practical aircraft-detection radar.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Yes, Slob Job, Nicki Minaj would make the perfect press secretary. Her husband is a registered sex offender convicted of rape who also served about 7 years for manslaughter. Her brother was convicted of sexually assaulting an 11-year-old child and is serving 25 years to life.

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Acyn
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OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.

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Katie Phang
@katiephang.bsky.social

I may not be able to talk, but my vote can’t be silenced! I voted early and in less than 10 minutes. Check out your local early voting sites and VOTE 🗳️

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A judge has ordered Trump to sit for deposition in his FAFO lawsuit against the BBC – 21 nuggets of pure schadenfreude www.thepoke.com/2026/10/23/T...

thepoke.comA judge has ordered Trump to sit for deposition in his FAFO lawsuit against the BBC – 21 nuggets of pure schadenfreudeDonald Trump’s attempt to sue the BBC for $10 billion has continued to backfire in spectacular fashion – and we love that for him. He brought the legal claim after after the corporation’s Panorama edi...
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Nigel Farage’s humiliating schoolboy error was already good but Nadine Dorries’ attempt to cover for him made it even better www.thepoke.com/2026/10/21/n...

thepoke.comNigel Farage’s humiliating schoolboy error was already good but Nadine Dorries’ attempt to cover for him made it even betterSpare a thought – only kidding – for Nigel Farage, who rolled up to do his thing in Plymouth only to suffer a most unfortunate moment of confusion, confidently declaring to his audience that he was ac...

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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Jared Kushner’s hacked iPhone revealed he promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10B before ultimately placing at least $2B into his accounts. Paywalled, use archive. archive.ph/FHGAt

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Kaitlan Collins brilliantly fact-checked Donald Trump to his face and his eye-bulging fury made it even better www.thepoke.com/2026/10/22/k...

thepoke.comKaitlan Collins brilliantly fact-checked Donald Trump to his face and his eye-bulging fury made it even betterRegular visitors to these pages will already know we hold CNN’s White House correspondent Kaitlan Collins in the highest esteem. No other Trump watcher calls him out with such precision or prompts suc...

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Jon Stewart on Mike Rogers: “He was a real pain in our ass in 2010 when we fought for the Zadroga Act for 9/11 first responders. He called it a New York problem and voted against it, all while claiming to respect the heroes of 9/11. It was all bullshit.”

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Acyn
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Wow Trump is just making huge gaffes during this speech: They gave the wonderful peace prize, right? Does anybody know the name of that peace prize? They gave the Pulitzer Prize to a young lady

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19 favourite savage reactions to Liz Truss’ new book accusing the Bank of England of being behind her downfall www.thepoke.com/2026/10/21/l...

thepoke.com19 favourite savage reactions to Liz Truss’ new book accusing the Bank of England of being behind her downfallWe regret to inform you that Liz Truss is at it again, and by ‘it’, we mean sharing conspiracy theories about why her stay in 10 Downing Street was more of an AwayDay than a relocation. Rather than so...
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Donald Trump was asked if he’d endorse JD Vance for 2028 and we’re so glad Vance was in the room to hear his answer www.thepoke.com/2026/10/21/d...

thepoke.comDonald Trump was asked if he’d endorse JD Vance for 2028 and we’re so glad Vance was in the room to hear his answerWith the American midterms only weeks away, and Donald Trump expected to suffer an absolute meltdown in more ways than one, it’s only natural that thoughts turn to who will run for the Republicans in ...

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
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Dubai-based Damac Properties worked with Trump on several Middle East developments, including a community bearing his name, and paid him millions in fees. The Edgerton project is one of several Damac plans to build US data centers as part of a $20 billion investment. www.wsj.com/us-news/the-...