Ryan Svenson

I’ve been doing this thing with my newborn daughter where I put on one side of an album and dance with her in my arms. She instantly calms down and falls asleep, so they’ve been really sweet moments. Here is what we’re listening to: (a thread) 🧵

Oh my God this graphic

What an absolute fucking loser. Very on brand.

I don’t know how to score 0.6 pts in a football game, but I’m gonna watch and find out.

Can’t wait for 15 more years of angrily shouting “fuck Caleb Williams!” every Sunday.

Oh sure, that’s reassuring. Gonna still take our $14.99/mo though, right?

Would be so cool if the NFL+ app actually worked for once. What a piece of shit subscription I pay for.

McDonald’s: What do y’all want? Us: Cheaper hash browns. McDonald’s: Best I can do is a Red Bull slop drink.

Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.

Carson Beck looks good. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’.

It brings me so much joy that the two “all-timer” QBs for the Packers both turned out to be absolute piece of shit human beings. It’s so perfect.

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.

Dude went from “one concussion away from retirement” to “one of the highest paid WRs in the league” really quick.

FIFA being all aboard the Trump train cracks me up. Corrupt ghouls.

#SFB16 Scott Fish Bowl Live Draft in San Diego ready to get underway!!!

Because he’s a huge piece of shit. Easy! Next question.

I’ll recognize a Beloit Snappers logo anywhere

Wemby is impressive as hell, but he just ain’t that dude. It’s so easy to bully him and take him out of a game. A guy that tall should be dominating in the post. And it’s quite possibly the worst part of his game.

The only thing that can undo a Danhausen uncursing is a Trump curse.

Netflix’s Running Point referencing BlueSky instead of X instantly makes it one of the best shows of the year. BlueSky: The Official App of Sports ™️

The stupid people want to watch things burn. But they want to be the ones who set the fire.

Post an album you’ve listened to 100+ times

Mood Swings is going to sell out, not because it looks fun but because of FOMO.

Cheer Up! is Reel Big Fish’s best album

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA such a fucking dork

I finally did it! I had a game where I got 432,592,974 +1/+1 counters on my Mossborn Hydra.

repost with your first crush

Minnesota fans are really gonna watch Darnold win a Super Bowl and KAT win an NBA championship in the same year, aren’t they?

His name is Jaxson. What did you expect?

Don’t forget. Gina Carano is an absolutely terrible person who is not worthy of any sort of “redemption”. She said truly awful things which she has doubled down on over and over and over again. A real, scum-of-the-earth type.

Fuck this administration every which way. Truly evil, awful human beings.

Masterpiece

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

It’s the moooooost wonderful tiiiiiime of the year

King Gizzard and the…

Artemis II is what makes us great. Not wars. Not political power. Science.

It’s 2026 and companies are still sending salespeople door-to-door. People too stupid to read and acknowledge a “No Solicitation” sign to boot. As a homeowner with a baby and yippy dogs, there’s no faster way to get me to be sure I’ll never do business with a company.

Glad I stopped working for a bit and watched this with my wife and daughter. Tears were shed. A beautiful moment.

Oh right, it’s the worst day of the year.

Absolutely insane

I think it’s very fitting that dipshit Trump is putting his name on all the money (what a loser) considering every business these days looks at you with side eye when you try to pay with cash.

How they merge onto the freeway

and just like that, Christian becomes the villain of the season. #Survivor

I hope she wins.

What I picture my daughter is looking at every time she randomly stares at the ceiling

ESPN knew exactly what they were doing with this push notification