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The only way to stop takes like this is to bring back public shaming and ostracization

I just cannot believe that this is the message with 8 days to go

Stares at 7.25% interest rate on a 30 year mortgage, up from just below 6% in February of this year

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

JAMBOROO: defector.com/a-blue-wave-...

Yeboah is the king of burying ridiculous goals like this, then in the next moment trips on his dick and screws up a simple 1:1 chance

The ending of Time Bandits gave me nightmares for years.

Ah yes, exactly the kind of talent this #MNUFC front office is known for identifying

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

Well, it’s Groundhog Day… again.

Instant legend

Median Republican voter behavior

Totally worth neutering the Open Cup for this.

The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most off the top of my head: 1. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. 2. Purplemonkeydishwasher 3. See my vest 🎵 4. …Then grease me up, woman! 5. I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?

en esta economía??????

The "Threads" algorithm seems to be built around the idea of exclusively putting the world's dumbest idiots in front of you in the hope of generating 'engagement' which means most of my engagement consists of blocking people I never followed in the first place

Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.

Happy Dogust, everybody.

It’s me I’m like a lot of Americans I ✅support same sex marriage ✅care about the environment ✅will grind society’s bones to a powder through unchecked free market economics and key-jangling propaganda to avoid paying a single dollar of my taxes

This kid approaches the game like I approach 40+ soccer and I’m here for it

Incredible that this story somehow got much dumber and more embarrassing, and in ways that will probably also make it more expensive, in the six weeks since I wrote this. Truly "The Donald Trump Difference." defector.com/promises-mad...

WNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:

Happy World Tiger Day

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

look at the guy behind Trump (who is asleep). it smells crazy back there

Asking your strikers to drift wide and serve crosses in to wingbacks is a hell of a tactic.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Since EBENEZER is already dropping ads I want to remind everyone of the most important Christmas movie coming this winter. #violentnight2

The voice actors for Pinkie and The Brain reading lines from pulp fiction

Product placement is just part of movie making so I didn’t even notice the first time but it did seem kind of weird when Odysseus and his men stopped at Arby’s twice.

Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power The Secret Is Fish Milk Tune in to Haggerty for the full story.

One of my views in Katmai National Park last week. Count the bears! The salmon are coming in and the bears are hungry!

my kid asked if he’s punching the whale out of the water

Get up! It’s (USL2 Playoffs presented by VensureHR) game day!

I just heard Lauren Sánchez described as Jeff Bezos’ “weird sex lizard wife” and I will probably never fully recover.

I have been saying this constantly over the past few years - Trump gives people permission to be their worst selves. We need to establish consequences for that behavior in every aspect of society.

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me