Ray Jon🍁

“I’m blocking the already-blocked strait because I want it open even though we don’t NEED it open, and we don’t NEED help but screw NATO for not helping open the blocked strait that was open before I started an unsanctioned war after I ripped up an agreement that was working”. Thanks Obama!

American President: Will not start war. Starts war. We are precise & strategic! Kills 170+ schoolchildren on D1. We don’t need help! Why won’t you help? U can’t just kill a head-of-state. Kills head-of-state. I will lower gas prices. Gas prices shoot up. We have totally won! Continues assault!

im·mi·nent /ˈɪmɪnənt/ adjective * About to occur (impending), in the IMMEDIATE, poised on the edge of happening. -NOT distant, -NOT hypothetical, -NOT propaganda Bullshit. -NOT designed to be sprung decades later as a means to lay down distracting cover for a lawless president. #US

This nasty case of Shingles deserves a better host.

My Dream for Olympic Hockey: 🇨🇦 > 🇺🇸

Best part of Castaway

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The deadline for Nobel applications was Jan. 31, 2025, meaning #Trump would have been nominated for things he did in 2024. So even if he did stop 8 wars in 2025 (HE FUCKING DIDN’T), none of that counts toward the Peace Prize for 2025. AT BEST it would be under consideration for 2026 (IT SHOULDN’T)!

Am I the only Canadian with a serious crush on #melanieJolie ?

Here’s a montage of all the US Presidents who have given the finger to one of their own citizens out of frustration.

What does Congress even do? PS: that’s a rhetorical question For MAGA:

#PMMC It’s waaaaay past time to scrap any consideration for the American F-35, and sign on to Sweden’s Gripen. As part owner of Canada, a proud Liberal and someone boycotting US products, I am asking Ottawa to do the same! #CDNPoli

In 2025, we hit the ground running — to build a stronger, more secure, and more prosperous Canada.

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A Bitter Pill

Ain’t she sweet? #cat

Is it just me, or does every non-American cringe when someone calls the US President (any US President) “The Leader of the Free World”? 🍁

How come nobody talks about The Rapture anymore?

Is it just me or is 8 maids-a-milkin’ somehow better than 9 ladies dancing?

To the next MP who might be thinking: “Can I help Canada move forward?” Now’s your moment! With just one more defection, we unlock the ability to pass meaningful legislation, protect Canadian jobs, and deliver on the forward-looking vision Carney has laid out for growth and opportunity. #CDNpoli

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Current state of main-stream media vs. what it COULD do with some courage and journalistic integrity.

Don’t watch it.

Referencing political gun violence: CNN anchor: “This is not American”.

@mrrickygervais.bsky.social Love Love Love “The Paper”!

If being shot while actively praying in a house of worship is a thing, then how is praying after the fact of any value? Either God doesn’t exist (right answer), or he’s an asshole!

🍁 Keep those elbows up Canada! 🍁

Motherfucking wind farms…

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Poor Bill. Time to retire.

It’s never too late to do the right thing!

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

If Ghislaine gets a pardon, she should stay away from open windows.

Indoor vertical farming of leafy greens is expanding in 🇨🇦, spurred by Trump’s tariffs. Halifax-based Goodleaf is 🇨🇦’s largest grower.

Weather in the Maritimes: Yesterday the humidex was 44°. Tomorrow there is a risk of frost.

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Happy Normal President’sDay to all who celebrate!

I could watch this on a continuous loop

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work. You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules. Get your lies straight.