Dude,Mom

"Renee, why don't YOU run for office?" Because I am incapable of not saying, "Listen here, motherfucker" when debating stupid and evil people, mostly.

"Local Nimbys move nearly onto a University campus and bitch about stadium noise on football game days". Insufferable fucks are the bread and butter of CH/C'borro.

Relatable

Asking the important questions. This merger could have disastrous results

The GOP led Legislature in NC doesn't give one shit about what the people of NC want. Vote them all out. Have some damned self-respect, People of NC.

January can't come quickly enough for me. It's past time that we can stop hearing from this sumbitch. Tho the word on the street is he plans to run for Governor of NC. I suspect that will go badly for him. It's time for him to hide behind the gates of Lake Lure until they carry him out toes first

This is beautiful and I would love to have it.

"It's their shame, not yours" Make the noise, y'all

You can't, like "try" to kill endangered species when developing and logging, but you don't have to try not to. That's swell. Fuckers

Now that we are in the throes of The Great Fuckening The Onion has shelved satire and is going with the straight dope.

Rude

I'm morally opposed to violence so I will substitute a rubber chicken should you do such a dastardly deed.

The Empire is burning and I'm watching NHL with my kid and my friends' kids and loving that a bunch of 80s hippies & Punks and Art weirdos and Engineering dorks raised some solid, kind, sarcastic, kinda filthy-mouthed, folks who aren't going to let the motherfuckers win.The kids really are alright

In North Carolina I can wager on war crimes but it's illegal for me to put two dollars on Great White to win the Derby today.

Attention Governor Andy in Kentucky. There is no "reconciling" with these motherfuckers so change your tune or get the idea of being POTUS out of your head.

How do you get 2000 dead paratroopers?

Jezus fucking Christ

I feel like I'm only a flat-tire away from becoming William Foster. I hate feeling this way.

This just in: being a total piece of shit makes people not want to be in your presence.

Every accusation is a confession with these fuckers

This kind of shit is exactly why we need a moratorium on dudes deciding stuff.

Jesus would slap the shit outta the maker of those ads.

I just found 3 dozen unfrosted sugar cookies that I forgot I made. I also have a quart of frosting for them in the 'fridge. Y'all have fun with your Dry January and new fitness regime. I'll be over here eating sugary delights and washing them down with the good Bourbon.

The never-ending season

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

Rest well, lovely fellow. Thanks.

Favorite sign, favorite young man (standing through the car's sunroof),and favorite Momma driving her son around our state Capitol to the delight of we the people as we took full advantage of our First Amendment rights. Well done, Team Raleigh. Next time, let's add some music. FDJT

"The Eagles are my favorite band after the Doors"

Youngest Son: "Is this Mötorhead?: Me: "it is." YS: "Thank god. You've been listening to far too much whiney-shit lately. Alt-Country is fine but it's important to Rock tf out on the eve of the revolution" Teach your children well.

I, too, am pro this.

Mourn, protest, dance.

I'm with Jim

Senator Thom Tillis is a loathsome pile of steaming offal.

This might be the best skeet of our times, and the comments are MARVELOUS.

I'm drinking Manhattans out of the Deco-glassware and eating peanut butter & Thai chilis on water crackers because I'm a grownup, and I do what I want. Most everything about being grown kinda sux, but this snack in front of a toasty fire is a fine respite from the fuckery. Find your joy, Friends.

In the wake of January 6, there was a thing January 6 researchers liked to say: the insurrection is ongoing. The response from many online was—oh, how droll, how arch, how emptily provocative. But we meant it. We were dead serious. Now we see that his pardons were part of a continued insurrection.

THE PEOPLE ARE NOT INVITED TO THE INAUGURAL TRANSFER OF POWER, BUT FOREIGN OLIGARCHS AND LITERAL NAZIS ARE AND MOST EVERYONE IS ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL Fuck

Listifications sends me a DM every time someone blocks me here. I'm up to 5, and I gotta say it chuffs me to no end.

NC is preparing to toss 60,000 votes from registered eligible voters because the GOP's candidate can't handle the fact that he lost his race for the State Supreme Court. My kid is on the list. He registered at 18, voted in '22, and voted this time at the BOE with a BOE-issued ID. The NCGOP is filth

Just a heads-up in case you feel like downloading some stuff that will likely disappear in two weeks

I'm going to need politicians to STFU about the public being "insensitive and ghoulish" in our reaction to UHC's CEO getting snuffed if they happen to be among those who autographed BOMBS that murdered Palestinians. We see the ghouls, and it ain't us.

Ugh. He ain't gonna fuck you Mark. And he ain't gonna give you a job. Dummy.

Pure comedy. I didn't expect Trump to take credit for what's happening *quite this quickly,* but there it is already! (Also, the border isn't being "effectively closed," but whatever.)

"Aren't you a little old to be running around without a bra?" was the question from a prude woman as I pumped gas. I swear people are ridiculous. I was clearly standing still. I haven't run anywhere in a decade. And fwiw, I AM too old to give a shit about foundation garments.

So Mika and Dilbert went down to Mara-Stinko to kiss the führer's ring, and Dems are surprised and "OUTRAGED." Heh. Stupidest country ever.

Elon is just Marjorie Taylor Greene with more toes.

Call the House Ethics Committee 202-225-7103 Then call your Rep. Actually DO something aside from pissing in the wind on social media

If you find out Nazis are marching through your town and you do not amass a group of folks with Louisville Sluggers with which to handle that shit you are part of the problem A few years ago, the Klan announced a parade in NC. Thousands left offices and homes to confront them. The kkk didn't show.