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Don, "Melania, I think I'm going to bomb _______ tonight." Melania, "Oh really, what's the target, time and bomb?" Don, "I hate that guy______, always making fun of me, Ill tell Kegsmith to use a MOAB on his house at 9:30 so I can watch the news about it on FOX." Melania, "Thank you Donald."

She was the Kremlin’s “honey pot “‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😱😱😱‼️‼️‼️

Good to have it finally confirmed.

😆😂

Imagine having your fatass old man millionaire husband on lock, gonna die soon and pay out big, and he goes and stumbles ass first into the presidency.

Well, yeah.

Too close to the truth. 🤔🤔😊😊

Two out of three of Trump’s wives are/were pinkos

She doesn’t “blend seamlessly”.

This came up a few times on Tracey Ullman's show, for example www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmuR...

This is supposed to be satire.

That would be funnier if she actually spent more time with the Donald, and/or he wasn’t already a completely groomed Russian asset.

Now that's just silly, why would they need a listening device when the orange bastard is already a Russian plant?

you guys switching format? 😹

He never shuts up, why would they need a listening device? You can't escape that pustulent orange taint boil! 3 stars

More likely than her actually wanting to be anywhere near him.

Putin prob watches from a closet while trump gets pegged

If anyone is an espionage and a tool, it’s the orange shitbag himself

Fake news. Trump is fully capable of leaking every national security intelligence secret directly to Putin without an intermediary.

Josip Tito didn't survive 509 assassination attempts by Stalin for you to conflate Yugoslavia and Russia like this.

I thought y'all wrote parody, not fact.

lol she is a red sparrow

The Onion may have made a misstep, because this may just be true.

The microphone is located on her palm, that's why she won't let Trump hold her hand.