Russell Dyball

Oh, shit. www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

Any space is a liminal space if you stay in it long enough.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Body: my what a relaxing ni- Brain: i bet he’s gonna pardon elizabeth holmes. Body: well fuck

Cold pizza. Cold nachos. FIGHT.

The entire leading cast (exception: Kim Cattrall) of BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES.

Fielding questions re: this article w/bizarre factual errors. First, there's no "Montecito County" in CA. Second, 2 fires are actually in *Monterey,* & 3rd in *Mendocino*. Third, 60k ac have *not* burned in either fictional Montecito nor real Mendocino.🤨

The thing is, it’s not just their problem.

You’d think there’d be a photo, video, something of this famously self-promoting person doing these noteworthy deeds.

It took eight years, but I finally nailed my oven’s exact time and temp for an objectively perfect baked potato. I wanted to celebrate the occasion by having cake, but I had just made the potato. So I ate the potato. It was fine, I guess.

“You can scream ‘Stop AI’ all you want, but you can’t stop it.” … but you can simply not use it, you racist old man.

It’s almost funny that Drazan campaign ads suggest she’s anti-data center and pro-jobs while having AI warnings on the aforementioned ads. #oregon

look, "buying used copies to read to my children" is nice, in theory. but if you're willing to put your blinders on to purchase a terrible book series for your children, we both know you're not going to stop there. in 3 months they'll be watching the show and in 6 they'll be at Harry Potter Land.

No doubt I’ve taken a bot’s bait more times than I’d maybe want to know. But the people who seemingly take the bait EVERY SINGLE TIME drive me up the wall of the Sistine Chapel until I get to The Famous Finger and feel the vain hope that I might impale myself upon It (figuratively)* *probably

“The Monkees are on Tubi” is just a strange sounding string of words when you think about it. And yet, #themonkeesareontubi

Boo Laurie.

As subgenres go, “Robert Pattinson as a rather doofy husband playing opposite a zeitgeisty star” is emerging as a very reliable one.

My vote:

You may think you’ve never heard of the acclaimed British playwright, Jez Butterworth. However, his raucously funny, as well as violent and shocking plays, have won Tony and Olivier nominations and awards. Read more in Eugene Weekly.

Prediction: the fireworks in D.C. will set fire to the entire city, finally making the case to the American people that we really do need a ballroom.

Nothing says class and sophistication like your copy being written in the style of the Facebook comments of somebody’s aunt.

The Great American State Fyre Festival sure looks like a hoot.

THEY WILL KILL YOU is a movie largely inspired by movies that were inspired by movies made in the 90s that were in turn inspired by movies made in the 70s. Beatz was good, so there was at least that silver lining.

Excuse me, waiter—I ordered locusts.

folks, they’re calling the tarp “the white flag of surrender”

MIKE JOHNSON: i was saying boo-s-a

Two more wins and Danhausen main events the next Mania in NY

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

Things I think about when I have so little going on in my life: Who gets paid more, the Biberty guy or the Emu guy?

Kinda feel like we’re losing the ability to differentiate between “nostalgia bait” and “period piece”

“Cleaning woman…CLEANING WOMAN?!!!”

#CurrentlyWatching MY ACTING COACH NIGHTMARE on Tubi.

You ever think about how the Mafia boss in The Rocketeer has higher ethical standards than everyone who attended the WHCD

Reality got it's ass kicked and I don't know how we ever recover or if it's even possible.

Orrrr maybe we don’t do that?

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

Yes.

Night 2 of #Wrestlemania better than Night 1, but quite a low bar. Main event saved it. But I find myself with zero curiosity regarding what happens next. I can only imagine what a shitshow next year’s will be, presuming that nothing will be learned from this.

Also, based on the ads, next year everyone will be hitting the entrance ramp like Captain Amazing. #Wrestlemania

All I’m gonna say is that the last time a WWE event felt so flat for me it was because someone died.

Every Democrat candidate’s strategy would be improved immensely by a viewing of the last twenty minutes of 8 MILE.

I know it sometimes feels like all we can do is dunk on these assholes. But dunking on them for not killing more people today is a weird choice on the part of the presumed Good Guys.