👻Really Spooky Smith👻

I'm sure there's an open table at Saddam Hussein's Cheesecake Factory.

"Why is everyone posting about my flat cap and screeching voice?"

#OctoberFrosts

I think Democrats writ large have the "problem" that people paying attention simply can't hate the GOP more. Like how do you REALLY move the needle on a war that STARTED at 1972 Vietnam War disapproval? They're basically pushing against the Electron Degeneracy Pressure of politics.

Chasing masculinity through a field, but they keep stepping on rakes that are also masculinity, until they're rejecting the NFL as "woke" but defending bruléed French toast and mimosa brunch while hinting at carrying a gun.

Denser than the core of a neutron star lol

New lethality level unlocked

*Taps the sign*

MAGA having to shore up the state with the most hate groups per capita, and also Mississippi, feels significant.

The four kinds of bluesky users

Me and the regular group who like my posts

Two points: 1) This is what real political talent looks like in action. 2) That sign language interpreter is HARDCORE.

American conservatives are constantly bemoaning the decline of aesthetic standards and calling for a return to tailored suits and classical Roman architecture, but are now forced to defend the Cheesecake Factory. A constant tension between the Brooks Brothers patrician and the Kid Rock populist.

All joking aside, this guy is just fucked in the head and it's pathetic.

Even as an amoral tactical maneuver...who is it for? Everyone whose whole personality is trans panic is already locked in for the GOP.

If anyone is interested, I shared a chapter of my book on my blog. sleepyneutrons.com/2026/10/25/f...

You can just use Irish butter to make the salt stick to your pretzel and nobody can stop you

This is beside the point, but also people don't go to The Cheesecake Factory because they think it's ✨️ fancy ✨️, they go because everything tastes like it has a whole stick of butter in it, because it does.

When you put it that way it almost seems silly...

"The marketplace of ideas situation has developed not necessarily to the right's advantage. We will therefore be moving to a Sakoku of Ideas."

Vibe check on the DoD professional poster set:

Seven musicians to get to know you: Soundgarden Free Judas Priest Rolling Stones Garbage Metallica Rainbow

Question for the history & geography hive mind: I'm editing a collection of letters from a soldier who served in the Mexican War. In several of them he refers to Richmond Hill, Kentucky. Where the hell is Richmond Hill, Kentucky?

Semper Fidelis

Mass Effect 3 botching the ending so hard made everyone forget how much good game there was up to that point.

I get it, back when my nieces were little I was taking a nap and they Krazy Glued esoteric military valor signifiers all over me like they were Blue's Clues stickers.

The former hole in the ozone layer, food, coffee, the amount of lead in the environment, cars.

Star Citizen's commitment to the bit is incredible, and the whole saga started in the Obama years, so it definitely was ahead of the "just keep scamming forever" curve.

It's inbred failsons all the way down. I mean these people thought Trump would stay bought for them after continuously not being that guy since the Carter administration.

"NO BLOOD FOR OIL" jokes on us libtards, he can't actually get that oil, either.

I'm sure I saw some Disney cartoon or something when I was younger (The Rescuers, maybe?) but the first one I actually remember was the 1979 re-release of the original Star Wars.

It's wild to me that Cyberpunk 2077 can look amazing and average like 80 FPS in gunfights without even using any frame rate boosting gimmicks like DLSS, and meanwhile Star Wars: Zero Company bottoms out at 40 and looks way worse all the time? (Game still good but FPS is pants for no reason?)