totally real pangrams

10/26/26: TINYLILTHINGY (n) A miscellaneous trinket or doodad.

10/25/26: ONALIMB (adv) How one might be out, when taking a risk.

10/24/26: CRAPITAL (n) The current state of Washington DC, amirite fellas???

10/23/26: LOGIXTIC (adj) A cool gender-neutral rebranding of the concept of logistics. (Look, they can't all be winners, especially with letters like these.)

10/22/26: TELEBACH (n) A folk hero who used his psychic powers to compose symphonies.

10/21/26: LADYPAIR (n) A formal term for a lesbian couple.

10/20/26: CHIMKINCHUCK (n) A fun game to play with your cat that involves tossing pieces of chicken into the air for them to catch.

10/19/26: HELENWIG (n) An important part of your Mrs. Incredible halloween costume.

10/18/26: JEDITOON (n) Yoda in the Clone Wars animated series, e.g.

10/17/26: BANANAMULT (n) +15 from Gros Michel.

10/16/26: PIGBURNING (v) Leaving the pork chops in the oven for too long.

10/15/26: IMCLANCY (n) Nice to meet you, Clancy!

10/14/26: LOXBIKE (n) A two-wheeled personal transport made of smoked salmon. Suffered the same fate as the paninidoor.

10/13/26: PANINIDOOR (n) This ill-fated product advertised itself as "the world's first vertical sandwich press," but never figured out a way to prevent all the ingredients from falling out.

The Pee Tape is valid for pangram today.

10/12/26: PEAMYTH (n) A fairy tale involving a princess and several mattresses.

10/11/26: UNBALLOT (v) To retract one's vote after the fact.

10/10/26: MORTICIA (n) Matriarch of the Addams Family; the original "goth mommy."

10/9/26: YEETINGLY (adv) In a manner of being thrown away carelessly. Example: "This bitch empty," she said yeetingly.

10/8/26: MECHAANIME (n): A genre of Japanese animation including classics like Mobile Suit Gundam and Neon Genesis Evangelion.

10/7/26: BARFLOOD (n) Oh no we spilled all the beer!!! (Any relation to the previous RT is purely coincidental, probably.)

10/6/26: TECHNOCHODE (n) A common term for Elon Musk.

10/5/26: TROLLAVIV (n) A bustling city in the land of Fantasy Israel.

10/4/26: WHOPINGING (v) What I mutter to myself when Discord starts giving me notifications at 3AM.

10/3/26: BALLCHINIAN (n) An alien species with unusual anatomy, first recorded in the documentary Men In Black 2.

10/2/26: ANTIPALM (n) The back of the hand.

10/1/26: HONEYDOOM (n) An EVIL and POISONOUS MELON that KILLS YOU INSTANTLY if you eat it.

9/30/26: NECKPAD (n) Cushioned protection from vampires.

9/29/26: GIVINGTOE (n) The less-beloved title character of Shel Silverstein's foot-themed sequel.

9/28/26: UNDOCTOR (n): A medical professional who specializes in reversing treatments and doing harm.

9/27/26: DEFINEFUL (adj) Like a good dictionary.

9/26/26: RICHCUOMO (n) Being governor of New York comes with its perks.

9/25/26: DAVEDAVINCI (n): Leonardo's less-talented brother.

9/24/26: APEBOWL (n) The world's most-watched gorilla football game.

9/23/26: GLIZZYDINING (v) Having hot dogs for dinner.

9/22/26: QUEENNIXON (n) The 37th US president, after transing their gender and establishing a monarchy.

9/21/26: JENNYBALL (n) A sport invented by Jennifer Aniston. Only she knows the rules.

9/20/26: CHATLIE (n) An AI hallucination.

9/19/26: LONGBIT (n): youtu.be/n3LMSflEN54?...

9/18/26: QUACTICIAN (n) A doctor who's faked their credentials.

9/17/26: MOMMYFAIL (n) When she forgets to give you a bib when you eat your mushed peas and you get it all over your onesie 😂😂😂

9/16/26: PEEWINDOW (n): The little opening at the front of a pair of boxers.

9/15/26: MINPRICING (n) Reducing expenditure as much as possible, as a fiscal responsibility tactic. The opposite of costmaxxing.

9/14/26: GAYBOPEEP (n) This nursery rhyme character has lost her sheep, and also loves women.

9/13/26: DOXXATION (n) The process of leaking someone's personal details on the internet.

9/12/26: MILLIPART (n) 1/1000th of a whole.

9/11/26: DICKHEAD (n): lol

9/10/26: NULLHEAD (n) A derogatory term for an uninitialized pointer.