Red Scott

Red Scott

@redscott.com

Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football

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i simply do not see what the people who think nathan is in love with elizabeth see

Boars, Gore, and Swords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.social

We hit the theatres to watch a case of medical fraud somehow turned smash documentary in Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim's You Can See Everything. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk love, truth, bits, media ethics, and big blues. #ycse boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/you-can-see-...

Billy Evans shouldn't be working with lasers, he should be on tv, wearing a headset, pitching OxiClean

on one hand my niece did request The Cheesecake Factory for her birthday, so she clearly thinks of it a location possessing a certain gravitas, but on the other hand she only wanted their corn dogs (and cheesecake, obviously)

is there a reason "Little House on The Prairie" is always the Laura Ingalls Wilder book that gets adapted? I read them all as a kid and my memory is that was easily the least interesting one. The Long Winter was far and away my favorite

this realization is concerning only in as much as I have just finished recording an hour long podcast coming up with new YSCE takes

a cousin who GREW UP IN NEW YORK didn't know who ROBERT MOSES is they're at least with it enough to be embarrassed, does anyone know of any novelty versions of The Power Broker that's even bigger and heavier than the default I can buy them for xmas

in a half second flashback in season 5 of 30 Rock, protestor played by William Jackson Harper (Chidi from The Good Place)

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By the way if you saw You Can See Everything and you’re curious: HamiltonBuhl Schoolmate HA2.

Lauren is sick so I finally figured out how to install the 1990 DOS game Wonderland she loved as a child with a 1 click launch from steam even got the 800x600 SVGA mode natch #HDgaming #GraphicsOverGaming

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fun side note: this actually has a midi? soundtrack to it which Lauren had never heard before and she is delighted by it

Lauren is sick so I finally figured out how to install the 1990 DOS game Wonderland she loved as a child with a 1 click launch from steam even got the 800x600 SVGA mode natch #HDgaming #GraphicsOverGaming

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thank you for your participation in this study. James Dolan has been a 71-year long SUNY New Paltz longitudinal study attempting to study the municipal capacity to tolerate legitimate malevolence. please collect your $25 Chili's gift card upon exiting the arena www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

i need games to put the character creators 20 hours in how should I know what I want this character to look like, I don't even know what we're doing

i've been convinced to see You Can See Everything on Saturday and have started watching The Dropout in preparation

the older I get the more I relate to Adam Sandler’s character in Airheads, in that I am usually thinking about swimming pools

posted this from a swimming pool in Ventura while gale force gusts blow palm fronds near me bury me in a pool

I am on the train, waiting for the optimal view with which to eat The Sandwich. Secaucus doesn’t Deserve it

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These days, the more I hear a movie is kind of a weird mess, the more I want to see it! I am tired of how much entertainment feels like staring at the fake-hardwood floor of an Airbnb!

sure, rolex is obviously *the* douchebag watch brand on the other hand, have you considered the Winn Dixie 10 Year Safe Driver Rolex?

lolllll Lanterns co-creator blames the Lilliputian offensive line on his Russian director

Boars, Gore, and Swords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.social

Our Lanterns watch takes one last charge with episode eight, Dirt and Stars. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk surf lanterns, solved murders, genetic legacies, waterboarding, degrees of robots, and coaches acting. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x8...

they stuck the landing. Lanterns is of the best shows of the year!!

Boars, Gore, and Swords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.social

Our Lanterns watch takes one last charge with episode eight, Dirt and Stars. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk surf lanterns, solved murders, genetic legacies, waterboarding, degrees of robots, and coaches acting. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x8...

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I don’t think I’ve ever loved a gbbo contestant so much who absolutely needs to gtfo of the tent

my dumb ass watching Damn Yankees (1958): this number's crazy, who's the bloke dancing with Gwen Verdon? *googles* <squinting> Robert Louis Fosse haven't heard of him.

the only thing our dog reacts to on tv is a doorbell sound which is only weird because we’ve never had a doorbell

I don’t think I’ve ever loved a gbbo contestant so much who absolutely needs to gtfo of the tent

the Halstruct returns and we get penultimate

Boars, Gore, and Swords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.social

A trip off planet brings thematic connection as we watch Lanterns episode seven, The Jordan Boys' Legacy. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk fear gas, family legacies, ACME holes, outdated names, and literal mystery boxes. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x7...

Pentiment is $10 on steam right now! If you like beautiful 2D art, calligraphy, murder mysteries, and role playing a 16th century Illuminist in training at a Bavarian Abbey, you probably don't exist but you should buy the game anyway

this is exactly what I sound like singing this song, glad to know im nailing it

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social

Anyway since we’re talking Weezer, here’s that video of Say It Ain’t So but with just the vocals of their original bassist Matt Sharp isolated

when I was younger I was convinced ibuprofen *did absolutely nothing*, but it turns out I was simply not old enough to have the type of pain it fixes

BUBBLE

Boars, Gore, and Swords@boarsgoreswords.bsky.social

With various vacations settled, we’re catching up with episode five of Lanterns. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk snitches, burns, soft heads, exploding aliens, and bubble viscosity. #lanterns boarsgoreandswords.libsyn.com/lanterns-1x5...