re/enchanted

When I worked at a Christian bookstore we once had a customer who took the Bible very literally We made him give it back

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

This is just Indulgences with extra steps.

Diminish an anime Analyst x Dad

Do you disavow the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?

[Opening my wardrobe] THE BEATLES: Oh, hi ME: Wait what? JOHN: We’re trying to get to Narnia ME: Narnia? GEORGE: To find Mr. Tumnus ME: Mr. Tumnus? PAUL: He took me guitar ME: That doesn’t sound like him RINGO: No ME: This bit isn’t going to have a punch line, is it. MR. TUMNUS: Goodness gracious me

“Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.” ― G.K. Chesterton

I think that between “it’s good and righteous to want public, sensationalized executions, actually” and this disgrace, the subtext has become text, and we’ve entered our “bread and circuses” arc. May the odds be ever in your favor. (Reposted as a static image since no one needs to see that video.)

Ford Taurus

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume or not? Programmers : Yes.

This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Return of the Burger King

“What are we doing? What’s doing on?”

Nothing but respect for MY Digger.

Haven’t finished it yet, but I’m really enjoying this interview with @kkdumez.bsky.social for No Small Endeavor. I think Jesus and John Wayne revealed half of my personal history (and the rise of Christian MAGA) and LLL might just explain the other half. Must read. youtu.be/XbpOwX35xIc?...

Windows 98 is crushing it in the AI marketplace, but will likely be completely blown out of the water by Windows 2000.

Arctic Nuneys

33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.

I think I might stop picking up my grass clippings. For national security reasons.

Yes, that’s a PC. 16 KB of RAM, all anyone really needs :-), and also my introduction to the BASIC programming language. My first program was something like: 100 PRINT HELLO! 200 GOTO 100 300 END Such magic transpired that turned these arcane glyphs into something new and beautiful and infinite!

Wait… he’s building a… bipedal… weapons platform? “Metal… Gear?”

any game is 100 hours if you're Bad Enough at it

me being the 41-year-old at the phoebe bridgers concert

“i left fireplace's instructions. drinks for everybody was possibly the problem” — #fridgle 30 fridgle.net/p/3Oj

Mmm83 Tacos

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

“nice, apparently drawing on big actors—doing it wrong. i don't even” — #fridgle 28 fridgle.net/p/3BK [It seems Leo didn’t like his new stache, but I thought it was quite Sharpie.]

“easter'll free spilled shadows and i covered up wrongs modeling cinema. sing about bandit steps since the sirens ever happened to their flashing heads.” — #fridgle 27 fridgle.net/p/3oR

“sorry; afraid your cotton bathtub not suitable for darkest dive. i will need muches highest heath packs instead? mcorrect” — #fridgle 26 fridgle.net/p/3lU