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hello LA…….

yeah

weed before beer, you’re in the clear. beer before pot.. uh.. fat fucking knot,

these days are so overpoweringly cold, dark, gray and slow in berlin now. i just want to hibernate.

i love being gay lol

there's limescale residue in my fucking eyebrows why can't berlin just have normal water

i’m good thanks though

uncovered this 5 year old gem from when i got apocalyptically drunk

LA in like a week

on tonights episode of mythbusters we will be seeing if bleach can be used as lube

vibrating soup

By Luce Bahzi

the s in s-bahn stands for sex

kinda don’t wanna go to this con to be real

nordic fuzz con with the supreme brick drop tonight

planes are just the coolest things

paris fun tbh

apparently there’s a marathon today huh

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lowkey the best commission i've ever gotten

dutch people when you have blond hair, blue eyes, love football and beer and soap operas

public transport is so cool i wish i was a train

i have to learn more german hmmmm

please let canada become part of the EU because it would both be so fucking funny and so amazing

this guy is literally doing my pfp

fuck 'em suck 'em robots

i honestly love having the hidden layer i wish i was made of latex

i really love living in berlin

new toys 🥰

if you know you know

rubber dog dog with the rubber 🦊: @opfuchs.gay

i get genuinely excited after waking up because my cigarette quota has reset