ReformReferee (Taylor’s Version)

United States: “Carnations you had thought were roses, that’s us.”

The unmitigated joy I feel when Butker misses a field goal. Yes, it’s personal.

Vivek Ramaswamy is a vile man with terrible hair.

Can I PLEASE purchase a regular pair of pants? No pleats, or barrels, or strategic holes, or high-waists, or baggy. Just a normal pair of pants. I’m willing to beg.

Brock Purdy has surprised me. I love how he plays! Too early to pick MVP, but damn, he can ball.

While I’m still in Amtrak, last thing: NFL refs should be full-time employees. That would improve the quality more than anything else.

Watching the #NYKnicks tonight, after watching the #WNBAFinals last night, after spending all day Sunday watching #NFL. What a time to love sports.

Every time Jayden Daniels uses that left arm, I hold my breath…

Angel. Reese. That’s all.

I’m so mad about Jalen Hurts that I want to file a lawsuit on his behalf, write to all the medical boards, and picket in the damn streets. Careless, reckless, feckless.

Whoa! Oh man, this is very scary.

What a thriller! I love football, man.

Every year I have to remind myself that the first weeks of season are a mirage…

Cynthia Cooper was everything to me! LFG!

Y’all told me Bo Nix was a better QB than Lamar Jackson.

Yes, it’s bots. It’s always been bots and troll farms. Did no one read the Mueller report?

What happened on SNL is televised rape culture and was 100% intentional, imo.

Lynchings were public family gatherings, as well. Such a twisted country…

Welp, there go the Ravens chances of winning the Super Bowl. #EverythingHeTouchesDies

When I was a child, they called me petulant, headstrong, disrespectful. All because I never once believed a man (or boy) was smarter than me just because he was a boy. I could not be convinced. My mom just now: “I was scared for you. But you came here like this, and wouldn’t listen to me.”

First rewatch of the season, and Ravens/Cowboys was a banger!

The Deshaun Watson rehabilitation segment is pissing me straight off.

Raping someone is CHOICE comprised of SEVERAL micro-choices, an ACTION comprised of smaller actions: unbuckling the pants, exposing the penis, holding it to insert into the victim. No one rapes by accident. There’s zero passivity in invading a space you were not invited. Be so fucking for real.

I know it’s really funny, but it’s also really sinister. US Senators conspired to deceive the American people — and frame a man. United States Senators elected by the people, and lying straight to their faces.

Remember, if someone tells you that your dream of having a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is "unrealistic", they were never your friend to begin with.

Impeach the Supreme Court.

Can’t be on the internet today. Just sick of it all…

Mississippi is a failed state.

Just saw the Jaden Daniels injury. Is that the same arm? My God…

Ja’Marr Chase, man. That’s all. #NFL

The Jets look like a somewhat functional football team. LFG!

Tier 2, they said.

Oh Baker! I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!

I watch ESPN when the sporting event actually begins, and I turn it off as soon as the event ends.

My favorite thing about the start of football season is remembering that predictions are just educated guesses.

Last year’s Super bowl winning quarterback is injured and out in the 1st quarter of the the first game of the season. WE ARE SO BACK. #NFL

Alright NFLSky, let's sports the s**t out of this app.

NFL Season incoming, here’s the essential @minakimes.bsky.social starter pack for you to get all the takes on the TL

Football!!! Let’s. Fucking. Go.

I try to let blatant racism roll off of me, instead of letting it infect my attitude, my being, my day. But there are some days I will NOT deal with that bullshit. Apparently today is one of those days. On my fucking vacation, too…

The worldwide leader in sports is determined to ignore the rebounds leader in the WNBA. Seems strange…

I’ve decided to learn exactly how we impeach supreme court justices.

He hates women, especially black women, but more importantly, black queer women.

Make no mistake, what he did was HARRASSSMENT. It’s illegal and predatory and creepy as hell.

All racists are idiot lemming bitches. I don’t make the rules.

The silence of the NBA players is ringing loud AF.

It’s never a trans woman. It’s always a cis man. He disgusts me.

Esquire is a white supremacist publication now? Cool. I do need to know where everyone stands going forward…

The Target sambo costume for Black kids is 100% intentional.