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my culture is not your costume

They call it the Cheesecake "Factory" and yet I see no 100 foot tall smokestacks pumping smog into the air. Curious.

iunno man, somethin

Has any villain thought to stop Spider-Man with like a big piece of paper and a really big cup

no shit

mister president a third coffee has hit my bladder

php stands for poop haha pee

Seeing some reporting that there's rumor Kim jong un died / is in a coma

counterpoint: shut the fuck up, these are PEOPLE you're talking about man. "well you see, you didn't win enough support so through my twisted gamified version of politics so you don't deserve to be respected as humans" genuinely go fuck yourself man

People say this shit like you're supposed to just bend over and spread it for politicians. Grow the fuck up, grow a pair, and demand better of the people who claim to represent you. Absolute wimp shit to just stick your head in the sand and refuse to do better

economists on here would look at someone who is depressed and be like "Well actually your sadness isn't charted so it's not real, anyways you should always be prepared to have to pay out a new car worth of bills that's normal and if you disagree you're the problem" Sheldon Cooper ass people man

ben quadinaros

138 million years actually isn't that long because it's only 1% of the total of all time. I am very smart btw

They should add a large scientist type character to deadlock, perhaps a gorilla, and maybe he has an electricity-based gun of sorts...

beer thursday

Thinking back to this whack ass every string individually bending telecaster I saw once

If there are two apples in every angry orchard if I drink like 20 of them is it like an on-contact or aura kind of thing with doctors

It's crazy to me the vote scolding thing exists to begin with like I didn't yell at the people in the stadium when the white sox lost to the guardians why are you doing that but for voters, saying "nyeh well hope you like FASCISM CHUD" just makes people dislike you not vote for you, jackass

Give it like a month timmy will get mad and blame valve prob

But like does a wizard need specifically a staff or wand or can it be any wooden thing Can I have a guy casting fireball but with like a table leg?

Hungry alice in chains be like Jack in the box

Long John Silver's announces new Radiohead meal with extra misery on the side

I hate cleveland

Telling the computer to cry about it and then getting executed by a lanky 22 year old wearing an anthropic t shirt

Beer saturday

Simpler times like Burger King foot lettuce

They are going to turn me into a rather rotund koi fish tomorrow

Barman (not batman): get me 5 beers and the keys to the drunkmobile

This skeet remains evergreen

They should make a... A uhmm... I don't know, a something

Saw this one thing saying baby boomers support tax hikes on younger people to prop up social security, imo they should just cut back on bingo nights and golden corral

Does that include investing in not letting the FBI entrap vulnerable kids? If not then shut the fuck up

mfw 3-9

ok but like why would they design a robot that feels physical pain in the bottom of its feet specifically