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Oh, thanks but no thanks, I think I'll stick to Heroic Games Launcher lmao

They should just license itch.io 's store front.

Hate the vibe coding. Love the linux anticheat improvements. I've never felt any interest in playing any Epic games, but maybe this will pave the way for Riot to finally bow to the superior penguin.

nfwっbっっっっさああ、vsdんんd、えdsんsw、んんんえwんせえんhんbxdsっt。、ん

I couldn't make the store function at all when I tried the app image on cachyos womp womp

Alan Wake 2, my beloved. You are the only reason I have this garbage still.

I am so sick of sarcastic, irony-poisoned press releases.

they post a bunch of results about how their launcher is faster than steam (0.06s faster!) i can't imagine why they excluded the low end results from their presentation

The quickest uninstall I’ve ever done, i don’t want that shit installed on my system. I now have the Heroic Launcher installed instead.

It's more like they shit on the floor in -your- kitchen and said hey check out my big dump and then you said hey you shit on my floor and they start talking about how your roommate is an asshole, actually

Their "customer" is the shareholders, not the consumers. Every decision they make is based on that.

i thought you were mockingly paraphrasing them at first they... actually... said that unreal

Their target audience is fortnite kids who don't care about this tho

Valve is employee owned and seems to have decent safeguards to prevent that from changing. It's almost like happy workers make better products!

"You're right! I did attempt to delete sys32 to stop you from - what I thought was - cheating in Stardew Valley! I now see that you were only attempting to pet a cow, and my reaction was completely overblown. It won't happen again!"

it worked out great for CrowdStrike!