Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢

*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale?

I don’t think this disposable vape is out of weed but it’s definitely out of going to work

Blew York, Blillinois, Blalifornia, it could happen…

You wouldn’t get it, New Yorkers have alternative ways of knowing about dilapidated park equipment that makes it reasonable for them to complain about it being replaced.

My cat loves to hang out and watch critically acclaimed shows on Apple TV

🔜 Brewers win the World Series sweeping alcoholism back into fashion

We need a Chicago mayor who will declare every day a different drinking holiday, and that’s why I’m announcing my write in campaign

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

So UberEats, DoorDash, and Seamless / Grubhub are going to be the only survivors huh

Kind of funny, in an Ancient Greek Hell kind of way, that this guy handed Trump the presidency in 2016, and as a reward Trump is kicking him in the teeth forever. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

26 Oct 2026

Republicans, they're not like us.

Lost and beat up Warm flesh, unseasoned

Thank you Governor Pritzker for your leadership, 8 DAYS LEFT TO VOTE 🕺🗳️ Posting this here becuase Republican Twitter ran with this and ripped us to shreds 😭

The scandal heard around the world.

Hm I wonder who these "Cohere" people are and what they— "Cohere specializes in[...]AI products for regulated industries" Ah. Yeah I'm sure there's no conflict of interest there. Wait what the fuck do you mean they DELIBERATELY PREFILLED A CURL BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T REPRODUCE IT OTHERWISE LMAO???

maybe this is just the SharePoint team and we're on our way to a much brighter and more beautiful SharePointless future

Thinking of doing something problematic tomorrow (making more chicken and dumplings)

Goofing off

An FAA notice issued a few minutes ago implies JD Vance will be in St. Cloud on Friday, Oct 30.

If there’s one thing I trust it’s Ed Zitron spit balling revenue figures

This summer I hear the drumming Four dead in Blohio

Good to see CoPilot finally pay off for them

Suffering from audience capture by being forced to be good at my job to continue to have people pay me to do it.

youtu.be/3TNpOD6bov8?...

holy freaking shitballs. matt yglesias just posted something stupid somewhere else on the internet?!

My sales guy is actually really good if I could just get him a series of leads, we'd be golden. Everyone who comes in from my network buys and usually gets up sold, we really need to figure out outbound.

Anthropic cumulative operating loss since inception is only $12 billion and at their current run rate operating margin they will completely recoup that loss by Q1 27 even if revenue is flat. So much for “these companies will never make money” lmao