just this guy

Is that Aussie Cossak weirdo still holed up in the Russian embassy?

Who is worse? Cycling types, cricketing types or rugby league types?

Look at this big baby!!

Brb, panic buying Chobani Vanilla Yoghurt

Anyone noticing the shrinkflation happening in Melbourne cafes? The coffee cups are much smaller than a few years ago.

But....the radio is playing a shit station drifting in and out of static. I want to smash it but I fear I may lose my doctor's appointment if I do.

I have an idea for a truly cursed app. The app uses AI to profile all of the people you follow on BlueSky and then generates a "voice" for each. The app will then read your "Following" feed to you. Just think how fun car trips could be!

Mark Carney smashing it in Canada. Andy Burnham giving progressive hope in the UK Anthony Albanese absolutely....oh. never mind. I'm sure he'll get around to something next term! 🤞🏻

Charlie Kirk is mass debating in heaven!

Everyone in Melbourne, just a gentle reminder....

I love my son but he has just spent the last 2 months overland touring around southern Africa and now he is going scuba diving off an island just north of Zanzibar, so it's difficult to not disinherit him.

There is a weird subset of people who complain that rugby union is slow but can't shut up about American football. I can only assume it's some sort of USA adoration thing.

This is very funny. To me, at least. Low budget Alien vt.tiktok.com/ZSVDQUxK7/

To be honest, I thought the members of ZZ Top were in their late 60s way back in the 1980s.

Don't you think that the congressman in Silo looks like Kevin from The Wonder Years grew up a bit?

Imagine going to a Massive Attack concert and complaining that it is "too political".

Are all the Gen Xers heading to Rod Laver arena tomorrow night? See you there!

Shark Tank should have been called Parasite Pool.

TIMELESS TWEET: Just have to love how Aus Post doesn't even bother to attempt to deliver a parcel and then drop it at a post office 10 KMs away.

Had a job interview with an Australian company that has been bought by Americans. I do not recommend...

Fellas, you should get a colour analysis done. It will make clothes shopping A LOT easier. Apparently, my colour palette is Enigmatic. 😁

Small things that make me irrationally angry, part 1. Feel free to post yours.

#bafanabafana

I can't believe the Wallabies are heading into a session opener big match against Ireland with no warm up games. The last game they played was in late November last year.

Well, this is where it's great being a dual national. #socceroos

I saw Disclosure Day last night. Pretty good but I felt like it should have been a mini series. So many threads that were not developed enough to complete the story. Still felt like a Spielberg sci fi, which is a good thing. What did you think?

who called it a territorial dispute and not ground beef

Massive Attack tickets secured. How did you go, @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social ?

I'm in hospital for a minor procedure and it appears that Ireland's main export appears to be nurses.

Just remembered that I got but-where-are-you-from'ed last week. I don't mind it really. People are just curious. But I get why that question can get annoying.

I'm convinced that there are trickster ghosts who get a kick out of smudging people's glasses. How does it explain how these annoying smudges JUST APPEAR!?

The Hunt for Red Hacked-donor.

I made a peppermint crisp tart tonight. I'm showing everyone the way of my people.

vt.tiktok.com/ZSxMtUABw/ DUDES ROCK!

🎶 I'm reading Japanese I think I'm reading Japanese I really think so 🎶

John Howard is like our Margaret Thatcher, yes?

Absolute Beast of a level.

A former employer of mine is having a hellish week and I confess I am enjoying the schadenfreude a bit. But the issue is causing more hell for their customers which is just horrible.

The US really badly needs to start airing a modern US version of Spitting Image..

🚨🚨 WARNING!!🚨🚨 The leaf blowers are out in force today in Camberwell. Gotta blow those leaves somewhere!

I bought some really cool hoodies in anticipation of a cold autumn but it's been too hot to wear them. FML!

It's a Smashing Pumpkins kinda night. 🎶🎧🎶

"Tim Cook to step down as Apple chief as John Ternus named replacement" I read that as "John Ternus named as replicant" and it kind of works too.