Resistance Daddy

The Republican Party on diversity: We have all kinds of boot lickers, the Trump kind, the Elon kind, and the palentir kind!

When is socialized, those shares won’t be worth anything.

Hear us out: The richest person in the world should not be allowed to dump hundreds of millions to affect the midterm elections. This is not a radical idea. We need campaign finance reform.

We’re going to be especially fucked when #Elon is sic-ing his #TechnoGestapo on the person slowing down the #AI-run trains

Are the Republicans in Texas Podophiles with stutters? I keep getting messages about the de-feet of @jamestalarico.bsky.social

Whenever I hear updates from Elon, all I hear is this song youtu.be/ZDOI0cq6GZM?...

Elon has been preventing male suicide more than any one else. First he gets rid of carbon monoxide poisoning in the garage, now you can’t even drive off a cliff after his car gets you a divorce.

When I get Republican unsolicited texts I respond “Its that damn Bob bullock and Anne Richard's taking our money. I'll keep voting red until they're out. The gas prices, am I right?”

I’m excited for the day when ai starts adding “ai does not have authority to use this material for any purposes” at the end of their sentences

apple.news/An9t4EuKHQgu... Fly @deltaairline.bsky.social

Literally yelled at a child in a podcast commercial (alone via my stereo) that was asking for lunchbox from Amazon. Kid gets an antique wooden lunch box with stickers from the grocery store and an air tag. No but(s) the savings.

I am getting the New York Times only for their country wide Mexican food restaurant recommendations

You think that tree to away Greg Abbott’s abilities as a master debater that night? Otherwise why is he so afraid of Gina??

Living street or cybertaxi highway, @austx.bsky.social

For all you first world state folks out there, did you know we have to age verify this app in Texas??

Ce n'est pas un match de football.

Why aren’t Waymo’s like your favorite dive bar’s bathroom? I need to start carrying stickers again.

Some Mecca Chameleon in real life

The USA is so good this year because the disruptive camouflage of the red stripes confusing the other teams of their headings. Queue @99pi.org Razzle Dazzle episode And hope @trufelman.bsky.social takes up the story on jerseys

I’ve been thinking about the Maine race and people see it as a binary choice, but when you vote for the democrat, even if they’re grimey, the Dems will kick them out before governing, you have time and space to vet them. Republicans will keep running them until it’s their turn to shield the boss.

Clarified my hat’s cringe direction

I got nothing against trillions, nice but not outrageous homes cost a billion Wan in Korea. But a person with 66 million times the annual minimum wage of a country feels wrong. Maybe tax folks who have more than 50 thousand times the minimum wage? (In California you can have double 🤣)

Mark, Jeff, and Bill can do the funniest thing and pull an anti trillionaire stance out of the blue

Getting ads with a manly bro selling tropical butterfly refreshers from @starbucks is cracking me up

If there was a pill that would kill mosquitos after biting you and have no other consequences would you bother?

Saw an ad for Starlink, didn’t seem to be made with Grok 🤔

A second of my famous segment ”that hat that don’t mean what you thinks” from a gas station in South Dakota

Trump’s America be like Pick T̶w̶o̶ one: Quick Quality C̶h̶e̶a̶p̶

The founding fathers really wanted Congress to act like a football team around the executive branch. You nailed it Gallrein.

I read a bunch of Korean fiction translated into English and it always surprises me how work injuries are treated in stories vs American fiction. Thank you unions!!!

I love seeing Mexican cars on the road! I saw a new Peugeot 2008 (model not year) and I think it made my day

Pflugerville gas stations are out of pocket!!!

The @thedaily podcast at the @newyorktimes just “but what about”ed @betoorourke.bsky.social as both sides calling for violence. He was a congressman in 2018 and hasn’t had office sense. How can you equivocate him to the president’s call for arms??