No, you shut up!

Jacob Elordi as the new #Bond is such a dumb fucking move - if true - when Jack Lowden is RIGHT FUCKING THERE YOU YANKEE DOODLE KNOB HEADS

I've said it before and I'll say it again. This is them overcompensating for dropping the ball during the 1940s.

No, we'll be Keeping them. Also, the reason this works is because it's peak UK humour, which Americans often attempt to copy but fail to nail because it's cultural in a way that can't be understood unless you live in it.

Am I incredibly put of touch, or does literally no one want four origin stories of people who weren't all that interesting until they met...

Completed #Wolverine last night. I enjoyed it. The combat was fun, and #Insomniac doing their own thing with the X-Men lore was cool. The motorcycle sections felt a bit Mega Drive, and I wish there were more finisher animations, but it was a worthy addition to the Insomniac #Marvel Universe.

Whole lot of people suggesting ways to broach the "that's sexist/mysogynistic/rape" thing that aren't "kick them in the fucking head", and that's the problem here.

Not enough people understand the OG TMNT show was a comedy

Predators get very good at knowing who is "safe" and who will kick the shit out of them. You can't call out something that doesn't happen around you. Consider this both advice and a warning.

An even better way is not using face ID

I'm about to buy something in US dollars, so if Trump could do something really fucking stupid to improve the exchange rate for me, I'd really appreciate it.

Make a band edible: Food Fighters Pizza Scissor Sisters Taking Back Sunday Roast The Arctic (roll) Monkeys Vanilla Ice Cream Boy (cal)zone Jamie T-Bone Steak Jay Z-itti

My #TedLasso series 4 review so far:

I was already neutral on this game, but this shoves me over the line to "nah, you're alright".

Me whenever people bring up Steven Spielberg:

I was 100% gonna grab the new Crazy Taxi. Now? Not so much...

Watched #TheLongWalk Hard to believe this film about how the patriarchy exploits and grinds down young men in the name of capitalism didn't get more attention...

FIFA continuing to be the world's most public international crime syndicate.

I did a documentary on the BNP as part of my Degree, and every interaction we had with members started all cloak and dagger, but within five minutes they were DESPERATE for any kind of exposure they could get. The idea that these knuckle walking cousin botherers were on the DL is absurd...

So not focusing on the multiple undelivered Kickstarters?

THEY MAKE CHEESE NIKNAKS?!?!?!

American Exceptionalism at a peak since Disney laid people off... There's a whole bunch of Americans showing their arse by asking "who's going to make Disney films now?" apparently oblivious to artists in other countries where we have Universal Healthcare...

Who the fuck is Lee Cronin and why am I supposed to care about his mum?

Jamie Dornan in: The Hunt For The Cure To This Poison Chalice I Drank From When I Agreed To Play Aragon in The Hunt For Gollum.

Watching the #TheRookie / #DropOutTV episode has guaranteed that I will never watch an episode of Dropout TV....

Rewatching #BuffyTheVampireSlayer and have literally only just this moment realised that The Gentlemen use a "voice box" to silence Sunnydale...

Starting watching #LifeIsUnfair and... Was Malcolm always a sociopath?

Streaming services need to invent a "I don't want to see this ever again" button so I never have to see adverts and promotions for that posh blonde twat's latest reality show about doing normal things like becoming a parent or buying a pint of milk.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Fuck sake...

Kinda fascinating that the same people who expect us to topple the patriarchy, end racism, and stop poverty, are now saying they as Americans can't do anything because they're just one person and the Government is too powerful...

I've seen three Scorsese films (four if you count Shark Tale) and I don't need to see another ever again. I get it, he's a talented, passionate film maker, but his films are variations on a theme - a theme that doesn't resonate with me at all .

I wrote about Buzzfeed News as a synthesis of the millennial experience: it wasn't enough to build a team as good as boomer-targeted newsrooms, or even one that was a bit better. The rules of the game were just different, and unwinnable. Much like…housing, jobs, and life itself as a millennial.

I WANT to be excited about #Spiderman #BrandNewDay but... I dunno dude, it looks like it's trying to do A LOT for one film.

Paramount dropping Max Landis and his #GIJoe script is good news. What sucks is that his idea of COBRA having won, taken over, and turned GI Joe in a myth/conspiracy theory is objectively a really cool idea for that franchise.

Why are all bookshelves deeper and taller than actual books?

Don't @ me but Jeans Beyond was a way better show than Jeans: The Animated Series.

So either #Hulu is run by the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, or that #BuffyTheVampireSlayer reboot was dreadful. I'm going with the former...

Just for fun, here are some images of the same DOGE douche (Justin Fox) at the raid on the US Institute of Peace via the MPD body cam footage I obtained:

Happy #InternationalWomensDay

Watched #TheBluffs last night, a middling John Wick/Pirate mash up, and the ending is literally "oh thank goodness, the British are coming to save us". Y'know, The British, AKA The East India Trading company who industrialised slavery to enrich The Monarchy... Sailing in to rescue an Indian woman.

Sharing so that if any of you ever meet/see/get within twenty feet of Paul McMullan, you'll be justified in beating the fucker to death with his own shoes.

Good god. We've spent a decade with the British media - including the BBC - claiming that the 'gender critical' movement wanted to 'protect women and girls'. And it turns out Jeffrey Epstein was funding part of it.

Catherine O'Hara dying is the cherry on top of the absolute shit sundae of fucking bullshit that has been January 2026...

Make this dickless, low t, shorter than a hobbit loser famous.

Why are they trying to be "clever" with this? Why waste the first act of your film having the character learn his origin and return to his fantastical homeland that we already know about? Also? Jared Leto? Again?

In case you’re wondering whether the pro-ICE reactions to Renee Nicole Good’s murder are natural, here’s a comment that was just left on my video. My video about anti-transgender bias at the BBC. I haven’t made a video about Good yet. youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto